Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, Umbrella Entertainment, Shout! and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved. He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙https://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3muljqullos23I get myself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muljqullos23https://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3mul2k2msok2k"Sneakers" still provides me with my favorite fantasy during these corrupt times. I wish that hackers could locate the wealth of all the oligarchs, billionaires, and money-grubbing presidential dynasties, and then forcibly transfer it to charities or poor people.02 Sep 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul2k2msok2khttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3mujgigryis2qDouglas Adams wrote aboit kakapos in "Laat Chance to See." [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 07:37 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujgigryis2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3muj3pr7ej22tThe Coyote is not a beloved underdog. He's a pathetic, eternally ravenous soul, his belly and mind equally empty, damned to an eternity of repeated death, repeatedly undone by his hubris and desperation. He deserves npt victory, but mere continued suffering. By his pain, we all live.02 Sep 2026 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj3pr7ej22thttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3muj2utpfpc2fIf you still have Wuppies, the adhesive is probably gone02 Sep 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj2utpfpc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3muglmcj2w22kThe biggest, baby. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muglmcj2w22khttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3muggmmhjhk2pYY U.R. YY U.B. I.C.U.R. YY 4 ME01 Sep 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muggmmhjhk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3muft3cxix22oWOW. This would allow AMC to bypass the strictures of giant studios by dealing with filmmakers directly. This will lead to an exciting "wild west" at theaters, with indie filmmakers getting their stuff onto big screens without distributors. https://www.thewrap.com/media-platforms/distribution/amc-theatres-distribution-label-leawood-pictures/31 Aug 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muft3cxix22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3mufhoqtybc2oHappy birthday to the incomparable Julie Brown. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QbL0hDA8iI31 Aug 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufhoqtybc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3mudpnux26s2kThe good editors at @slashfilm.bsky.social allowed me to write about Peter David's "Star Trek: New Frontier" book series. https://www.slashfilm.com/2245176/best-star-trek-books-new-frontier-need-tv-adaptation/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=Echobox-SlashFilm&utm_medium=Social-Distribution&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=178810953431 Aug 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudpnux26s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/witneyseibold.bsky.social/post/3mub72z7pec2zIf you're keen on "Coyote vs. Acme," I recommend you look up "Looney Tunes Cartoons" ('20 - '24) on HBO Max. Not to be confused with "The Looney Tunes Show," "Cartoons" is a stellar, hilarious, hand-drawn recreation of the Tunes' golden age.30 Aug 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:sd6rpc23p7an4chd6syrt2pi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub72z7pec2z