Once won second prize in a beauty contest. Independent consultant into software engineering leadership, ProactiveOps, serverless, python, DevOps and AWS. Views not endorsed by family/friends/clients/pets.https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtfhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mzanwdjhfk2pA succulent Chinese meal01 Nov 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzanwdjhfk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mzacbjmiqk2pNot sure who suggested this image for the sign in the lift at our hotel, but they deserve a pay rise. Same goes for the translator. It makes me laugh every time i go down.01 Nov 2026 07:34 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzacbjmiqk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mz32n4mods2yCongratulations to Binance for doing their bit for cyber security awareness month. They made sure almost every cryptobro is aware of cyber security. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz32n4mods2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3myyudk2p3k25In Shanghai the buildings have Ethernet ports.29 Oct 2026 08:36 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3myyudk2p3k25https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3myu6p7zvuk2bOn my flight one of the movie options was Big Hero 6. I decided against watching it because I hadn’t seen the previous 5 in the franchise.27 Oct 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3myu6p7zvuk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mysypga3xs2uThe next 10 hours of my life27 Oct 2026 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysypga3xs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3myrb4xnnck2sOMFG! This is the best thing evaaaa! They completely nailed that artificial Barney Banana flavour.26 Oct 2026 08:04 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrb4xnnck2shttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3myjh5bwzds22No future in print [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Oct 2026 05:30 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjh5bwzds22https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3myixjl7eqk2dOctober is Cyber Security Awareness Month. Can we just take a minute to congratulate the industry? It’s really outdone itself this year. This week there’s been a lot of mainstream media coverage of cyber security. Even heads of state have weighed in. I’m not sure how they will top it next year.23 Oct 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3myixjl7eqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mybwwxbg2c2zThere’s nostalgia, then there’s taking the piss. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Oct 2026 05:51 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mybwwxbg2c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3my4o4nipuc26Sounds like someone wasn’t encrypting customers’ API keys properly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Oct 2026 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3my4o4nipuc26https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mxeq3dz4nc2iLooks like everyone who hates AI and crypto is going to be facing a dilemma very soon. Time to buy some corn futures 🍿 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxeq3dz4nc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mxe5uh36722hWhen it comes to companies there are the lowest of the low, then there’s Telstra.08 Oct 2026 09:35 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxe5uh36722hhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mwztwyd5dk2nMy evening walks are so boring. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwztwyd5dk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mwxjw76uyc23SREs in Victoria be like03 Oct 2026 09:06 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxjw76uyc23https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mwwhvks5ck23To paraphrase Roman Hrybov: @davidshoebridge.bsky.social, go fuck yourself! https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/the-greens-defence-red-lines-no-weapons-for-ukraine-curtail-the-us-alliance-20261003-p6128o.html02 Oct 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwhvks5ck23https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mwklw7r35k2uShakespeare, just fuck off! [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 05:38 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwklw7r35k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mwba5krxcs2zHas anyone noticed that’s it’s no longer the sophisticated state actors doing all the hacking? It’s always AI. Maybe, just maybe, none of this was ever very hard. Could it be organisations have always been bad at security?24 Sep 2026 12:13 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwba5krxcs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mvpj2vanrc25LVMH: The BendingSpoons of fashion17 Sep 2026 11:05 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpj2vanrc25https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mvcxdolrmk2kMake a band edible: Red Hot Chili Peppers [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcxdolrmk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mvcot7vo622kWith 0% of the votes counted this race is too close to call. We’re not seeing a clear winner emerge. It could be a long night ahead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 08:43 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcot7vo622khttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mvcglxbxjk2kIf you haven’t been hacked by an agent swarm, do you really operate a load bearing component in the modern software stack?12 Sep 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcglxbxjk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mv4zsohb622bAll of a sudden Matt Mullenweg has a whole lot of free time. How long until he starts being a dick on the podcast circuit? https://techcrunch.com/2026/09/09/automattics-board-forces-ceo-matt-mullenweg-into-leave-of-absence/10 Sep 2026 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4zsohb622bhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mugsil5pg225Woman from my bank asks if I want to learn more about the new credit card interest rates coming next month. I decline and say it is a cash grab for shareholders. Some how that’s now a formal complaint with the bank about them being greedy bastards. I look forward to a boilerplate response in 6 weeks01 Sep 2026 06:34 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugsil5pg225https://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mu5nwtdfss2kIf you see this post, post your getaway vehicle [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5nwtdfss2khttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mu2bzvcyoc2sIn 2026 posting malware on GitHub is considered “sophisticated cybercrime”? [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 07:08 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2bzvcyoc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mtw6z3zkbk2qDid Apple release some new shiny toys?25 Aug 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtw6z3zkbk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mtqb55i6cc2pPeace, love and23 Aug 2026 07:25 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqb55i6cc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/skwashd.wtf/post/3mtpzeqrvhc2pKinda fitting for an event sponsored by TCS. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:seq2csdl32gu6tvum2nrmokd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpzeqrvhc2p