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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>A real idiot lady</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social</link><title>@moolissa.bsky.social - Melissa, if you will</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mts3t2javk25</link><description>Every few months I say to myself, I haven’t been this depressed in a long time. And then I remember. And it only hurts worse</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 00:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mts3t2javk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3msjssc6l2s2m</link><description>Reading an objectively hilarious hetero romance. They do a private yoga session and the instructor after 5 minutes decides to coach them through tantric yoga. In another chapter she takes a HANDFUL of gummies. Ah yes yes, let’s pop these like actual candy</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 00:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjssc6l2s2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mqzj44u3lc2n</link><description>I know the stakes are high but this final game has a lot of I Will Never Walk Again Jail For 1000 Years happening</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 19:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzj44u3lc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mqosgajzd22h</link><description>Vet offices should have complimentary xannies like they have complimentary dog treats because why am I crying listening to the room next to me sob as they get bad news</description><pubDate>15 Jul 2026 13:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqosgajzd22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mprqlwbehc2t</link><description>I must apologize to dads everywhere. Standing in front of the tv with arms crossed really is the only way to watch some sports</description><pubDate>03 Jul 2026 23:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprqlwbehc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mpjowssx3s2m</link><description>I erred and called a work network ten-kay (10k) on a call&#xA;&#xA;A man who should be put in a zoo and observed for his dimwit personality: Actually it’s one-oh-kay (1Ok)&#xA;&#xA;Me: One-oh-kay go fuck yourself</description><pubDate>30 Jun 2026 19:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjowssx3s2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mpjmotf67c2m</link><description>Does anyone else look at grown men with naturally blonde hair and think, Oh grow UP</description><pubDate>30 Jun 2026 18:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjmotf67c2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mphjrskmj22j</link><description>I think cybertrucks always have the darkest tinted windows because the drivers don’t want the rest of us to see them cry when we point and laugh at them</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 22:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphjrskmj22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mp2iosjahs2p</link><description>All social media right now is like European falls in love with American culture/food. But is it normal in other countries for their job to make them cry? Have they considered we need ranch to deal with our version of capitalism?</description><pubDate>24 Jun 2026 18:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2iosjahs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mnumepd5us2z</link><description>Outside is soup</description><pubDate>09 Jun 2026 16:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnumepd5us2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mnavur6egs2y</link><description>Has anyone else been to CT and thought, these woods are threatening</description><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnavur6egs2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mmwdsk5tb223</link><description>Once again in an airport and watching a woman browse the book selection - all upmarket books - and my mind is blown the reading materials aren’t the first priority for everyone’s travel. You’re winging it? Five minutes before your flight?</description><pubDate>28 May 2026 15:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmwdsk5tb223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mmrjyt7j3k2m</link><description>I put off reading Crying In H Mart until I felt unhinged enough to subject myself. I knew what I was getting myself into but man, I was still not emotionally prepared</description><pubDate>26 May 2026 17:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmrjyt7j3k2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mlgi76zqic2p</link><description>Every day there are bird songs I don’t recognize and WANT to know and I’m SICK OF IT</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 14:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgi76zqic2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mkzubayuzk2l</link><description>I said a long time ago that baby boomers were the first generation to not want better for their kids. Unfortunately I think Gen X has followed suit with their intense push for AI adoption.</description><pubDate>04 May 2026 14:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzubayuzk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mkl36y4yo22s</link><description>If you’re in line to assassinate Dromp, STAY IN LINE</description><pubDate>28 Apr 2026 17:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl36y4yo22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mk47nhdafs2f</link><description>Palette cleanser time. His name is Limo, he’s 9 weeks old, he’s a doxie mix, he’s my foster and I have one of his brothers whose name is Oolong. 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Please let me have my well time in peace.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2026 04:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdyhm24ps24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3miz6i6lh5k2s</link><description>When someone attempts to break in to your home while you are inside, you quickly become aware of various local resources. And I can 100% now say I want significantly less money going to the police and all money going to these other resources</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2026 20:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz6i6lh5k2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3miuypnhykk2q</link><description>Things you’re allowed to do in Kansas:&#xA;- Pound on a door in the middle of the night and state you’re the police when you’re obviously not &#xA;- Break a window and convince the police that wasn’t you&#xA;- Be in the middle of a mental health crisis and if you decline help, police will let you go</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 05:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuypnhykk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3miuux5geu22q</link><description>It’s 2026, the police just took 25 minutes to get to my very centrally located house after calling 911 that someone was actively breaking in while I was inside. And I have to apologize to them for crying? You can’t fix this.</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 03:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuux5geu22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mht3bd2cvs22</link><description>The fifth flight in less than two weeks and I’m still the only one with a mask on the plane. Wild times.</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2026 17:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mht3bd2cvs22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mh2sl77n2k2z</link><description>Did the entire pasta industry have a group meeting they should print the cook time in the tiniest font possible on their bags?</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 01:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2sl77n2k2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mgxptkoncs2c</link><description>This photo perfectly encapsulates what it’s like to do off leash trail walks with dogs. At least one is always heading off on a side quest</description><pubDate>13 Mar 2026 20:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxptkoncs2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mgc5she63c2h</link><description>Had a midnight plane landing so hard I’m still not convinced I didn’t die and am sitting in a version of hell - exhausted but forever taxiing the runways even though I don’t believe in an afterlife</description><pubDate>05 Mar 2026 06:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgc5she63c2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mg7aewd4w22f</link><description>The year: 2026. The location? Headquarters of a fortune four company. The situation? A colleague hands me the printed Mapquest directions to dinner and said I have to copilot. The immediate answer: oh gosh no thank you!</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2026 02:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg7aewd4w22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mg2i6j7b7k2q</link><description>This guy turned one year today and not once in the last 364 days have I regretted the decision to take in the emergency foster and her hours old litter nor to foster fail this nugget. Follow your heart folks</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2026 05:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sh2wi55fpyoln47r2ek7bz4b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg2i6j7b7k2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/moolissa.bsky.social/post/3mf4unztbck2p</link><description>I am trying to check my assumptions when people watching but it’s really hard to today I saw an older white man driving a HUGE newer pickup truck with a bumper sticker that said, I Miss My America. 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