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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>“No comedians.”</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stabiloffc.bsky.social</link><title>@stabiloffc.bsky.social - stabilo</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stabiloffc.bsky.social/post/3mlob7kq2tc2d</link><description>Muting the word ‘psychodrama’.</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 16:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:shmn5ii6evoen6sc4f7c7yes/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlob7kq2tc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stabiloffc.bsky.social/post/3mlo3p2ezkk2d</link><description>Pros - ex Special Forces&#xA;&#xA;Cons - Scottish and also ‘who?’&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 15:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:shmn5ii6evoen6sc4f7c7yes/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo3p2ezkk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stabiloffc.bsky.social/post/3mlnytbba6k2c</link><description>What year is this?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 14:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:shmn5ii6evoen6sc4f7c7yes/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnytbba6k2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stabiloffc.bsky.social/post/3mlnt4actlc2c</link><description>If I lived in Manchester I’d be minded to think he’s a sneaky little cunt.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 12:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:shmn5ii6evoen6sc4f7c7yes/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnt4actlc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stabiloffc.bsky.social/post/3mlnsccyc6k2c</link><description>Does she really have a photo of herself on her letters? 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