Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster + Writer + Host. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mupaijj5ck2xI pledge to not labor & instead chill and watch this! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupaijj5ck2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mt2owehlck2fSleep-deprived Commander game with brand new Hobbit builds?!?!?? I'll take 1, please [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2owehlck2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mszntlfiek2hFind out how my first prerelease in Scotland went!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 07:41 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszntlfiek2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mrznwoievk2zOOOOPSieessSsssss [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Aug 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrznwoievk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mrxdvj4r4c2qLove this episode & this deck! MILLING FOR PROFIT N VALUE! [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jul 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxdvj4r4c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mrd6b63rdc2qFilmed on 3 hrs of sleep ur welcome [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd6b63rdc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqyq76drbc27Who’s excited for my new documentary?? [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqyq76drbc27https://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqw7y7tz5s22👏👏👏👏 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqw7y7tz5s22https://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqvs7ja4722fSparkles are the name of the game today at Pro Tour Marvel Super Heroes! ✨18 Jul 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvs7ja4722fhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqtx2ywnz22wLet it be known that @james.loadingreadyrun.com saved my life with fry delivery at the news desk!!! 🙏17 Jul 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtx2ywnz22whttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqtesqqjmk2bPro Tour Nadu?! No way! You’re banned, my friend!!!17 Jul 2026 08:53 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtesqqjmk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqro7vryd22bA Pro Tour viewer’s guide for ya! ✨ [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqro7vryd22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqersmatrk2xSorry @sergeyager.bsky.social 😬😬😬 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqersmatrk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mqd5eajmtk2cI love this adorbs episode! ❤️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqd5eajmtk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mq7xiaomdc2oUpdate! The boggly boi is now in his forever home! 🐸 👖 This is my best impression of him. You have to imagine I am holding a fish. Thank you to everyone who made this moment possible!! I am so happy 🥰09 Jul 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7xiaomdc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mq65ndq2522gAmsterdam nails who dis 💅08 Jul 2026 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq65ndq2522ghttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mpoez6sh422jStrats for new drafts! 🥰 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpoez6sh422jhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mpjdbert5s2dThis game rules and so does this rad video 😎 [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jun 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjdbert5s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/missmariapants.bsky.social/post/3mp7o7sqgnc2kI like planets nom nom nom *burp* [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jun 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:sjffwex4zhqgitmqjan5zqpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7o7sqgnc2k