Standup.Tarot Reader. Captain of the Orion Interplanetary Armyhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mvuwwxjfb223The government is now testing soldiers to see if they have spontaneous morning erections And no one sees this as gay? That one person stepped up at the meeting and said something19 Sep 2026 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuwwxjfb223https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3murzsrtac22wI hope the guy next to me isn’t reading my joke book because all it says at the top of the page is: “no one is making a matching ball gag”05 Sep 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3murzsrtac22whttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mu363wa4es23When a family member dies it takes everyone a day or two to text me but I know when the President dies I will hear from everyone immediately27 Aug 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu363wa4es23https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mu2zmvvkbc24I did a Freedom of Information Act (FOIPA) search for the files the FBI has on me (which is our right) and the refused me because “unable to identify records subject to FOIPA” Anyone?…wth27 Aug 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2zmvvkbc24https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mtbi5p47uc26WE USED TO WALK INTO THE AIRPORT 10 MINUTES BEFORE TAKEOFF AND SOMETIMES THEY WOULD HOLD THE PLANE FOR YOU IF TOU WERE LATE! THANK YOU GEORGE W. USELESS!!17 Aug 2026 10:21 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbi5p47uc26https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3msnzuklpbc2aTurns out after all the firings, data centers and blathering about AI, it can’t handle one pack on Verizon.09 Aug 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnzuklpbc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3msafdrlou222How many times can you drop your iPhone into the bathtub by mistake and have it still work? I sure hope the answer is three.04 Aug 2026 06:32 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3msafdrlou222https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mrbp43pfuc2aI think civilization has come to the point where it needs to replace the greeting of “How are you doing?” with “Are you all right?”23 Jul 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbp43pfuc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqzm2bot5227ANDREW TATE WAS ARRESTED IN CAPRI PANTS! DOES NO ONE SEE THE IRONY OF A MAN WHO SCREAMS ABOUT MASCULINITY IN CAPRI PANTS19 Jul 2026 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzm2bot5227https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqsvp2uhw22uThe women who carry water for the patriarchy drowned first. -Jennifer Welch17 Jul 2026 04:23 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsvp2uhw22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqrpciyxdk2dNo other country in the world is having an explosive diarrhea outbreak which is such a perfect metaphor for what Trump is doing to the planet16 Jul 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrpciyxdk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqrf6b3fzk2cEvery time I get to Enterprise, I pretend I’m dropping off a spy car and all I have to do is get a guy to take it! THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE CAR! My missions are at 100%16 Jul 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrf6b3fzk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqlbywhjvc2r14 Jul 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlbywhjvc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqjvgjv2zc2uToo many cooks can spoil the meth13 Jul 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjvgjv2zc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mqhaswwo5s2sHey Grim Reaper, that’s the wrong one12 Jul 2026 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhaswwo5s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mq5a5d6cks2y3 and 300 are the only 2 temperatures aloud on a Southwest flight08 Jul 2026 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5a5d6cks2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mpuyles3c223If you believe the white supremacist marching today were undercover FBI then you need to ask who’s in charge of the FBI right now Make it make sense05 Jul 2026 06:54 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpuyles3c223https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mpquu2ymvk2fIt’s Fourth of July weekend if you know, you know. Helmets on the entire weekend03 Jul 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpquu2ymvk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mp6cdbuyhk2bI believe people on the Internet, who say they have communicated with a cat that explained the meaning of life before I trust Trump, Fallon, or Bargatze26 Jun 2026 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp6cdbuyhk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3monmhx2zz22eComedian Carlos Mencia is being arrested for tax fraud. It’s nice to see someone doing something different than sexual assault. That’s where we are in 202619 Jun 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3monmhx2zz22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mocbsv7usk2j15 Jun 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocbsv7usk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mo2mqblbd224Sometimes the news gets so bad I just need to look at pictures of handsome men and pretend they would be nice to me12 Jun 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo2mqblbd224https://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mnvstucjos2yAaron Parnes went from “Breaking News” to “You are not gonna believe this shit”10 Jun 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnvstucjos2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mnn2wxxm722eThe government told all these pastors that the aliens are all demons. The aliens told all their pastors that the human government is all PDF files06 Jun 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnn2wxxm722ehttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mnkdxg2kkk2aIs everybody OK? Correction Is anybody OK?05 Jun 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnkdxg2kkk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mnhubqz3ws2wCreate a love in you that they can’t touch Then they can’t change you.04 Jun 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhubqz3ws2whttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mn652ff7tc2pWhy do dogs die young and presidents seem to live forever?31 May 2026 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn652ff7tc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mn64vpqeo22pI would like to speak to quality control #2745619 who checked my notebook! It’s not writing anything funny so I want my money back!31 May 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn64vpqeo22phttps://bsky.app/profile/rontowski.bsky.social/post/3mmr5j3lf5s26How many cowards have we elected that he has not been removed yet? Oh yeah, all of them26 May 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:sjnirsoi2tpjp5potfrbxwba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmr5j3lf5s26