I'm having fun. :)https://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlvlall6qs2k"Trans is like Ferrari," I mumble, as I stumble out of the flaming wreckage of a Nissan Stanza15 May 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvlall6qs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlt4fczoqc2iStanding on the shore, gazing out to the water's boundless horizon, reflecting on the cheeks left unclapped14 May 2026 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt4fczoqc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlt4fczoqc2iStanding on the shore, gazing out to the water's boundless horizon, reflecting on the cheeks left unclapped14 May 2026 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt4fczoqc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlrbmxjio225The only mode I have for putting on lip balm is "real slutty like," which is unfortunate for my employer13 May 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrbmxjio225https://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mloja37fas24If 10 people like this post, I'll share a much bolder inside thought [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloja37fas24https://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlnyxv6d622oGetting lovingly railed by someone kind and beautiful until I can't see or walk straight would surely fix me, I imagine12 May 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnyxv6d622ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mllm2z33is2bShe M. Night on my Shyamalan til I twist11 May 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllm2z33is2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlgrg2zglk2eAh yes, the humble pizza roll. Small, yet filling. One could call it "the American dumpling"09 May 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgrg2zglk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mlbq7vobcc2cFrustrating day today, need to blow off some steam by gnawing on something. Who has a meat bone handy, or perhaps a spare arm or shoulder?07 May 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbq7vobcc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3ml7q6ixfwk2oWhen your homie on the Discord call makes you say hi to their pet:06 May 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7q6ixfwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3ml4qgb4s2k2g"Here's one for the gals." *puts on 12-hour YouTube compilation of steamrollers doing what they do*05 May 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4qgb4s2k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkshrpzzus2hIn many ways, Grogu is the Baby Yoda of Star Wars01 May 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkshrpzzus2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkvfo2ijbc2qThere are toilets everywhere for those with the ass to shit02 May 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvfo2ijbc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkshrpzzus2hIn many ways, Grogu is the Baby Yoda of Star Wars01 May 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkshrpzzus2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkqhvndp6s2wRandom-ass Fact of the Day: North Korea's primary export (measured by USD$ value) in 2023 was fake hair, at a total value of $167 million30 Apr 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqhvndp6s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkpxklth6k2mSomeone typoed my name in a work email this morning, so it looks like I'm Torrwy for the rest of the day30 Apr 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpxklth6k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mknsylzyxc2dOverheard while walking into Taco Bell: "...Yeah, so anyway, that's just one of the reasons why they call me the Dark Boofer."29 Apr 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknsylzyxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkkvtlouck2vI move in mysterious ways (lost af)28 Apr 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvtlouck2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkiwxjlk6s24Me trying to flirt: "Uhhhhhhhh, you should hit me with your car."27 Apr 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiwxjlk6s24https://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkdatuaaac2w"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" Girl, I would still love you if *I* was a worm. Now get in here, we're cuddling and watching Dune (worm cinema)25 Apr 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdatuaaac2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mkaxptr3qk2bYou really donked my kong there, pal24 Apr 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaxptr3qk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mk6gnan4e225Out here making that bunny23 Apr 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6gnan4e225https://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mk4kobyaak2tThe US government doesn't want you to know this, but E.T.'s full legal name is Estrogen Testosterone22 Apr 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4kobyaak2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mk22zgnqlk2oI'm sure gay sex is delightful, but as delightful as a freshly-prepared Firehouse Meatball from Firehouse Subs? I dunno, I have my doubts21 Apr 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk22zgnqlk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mjwta23fbc2lCan't wait to shed my mortal form and become what I was always meant to be: an ominous, hovering orb20 Apr 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwta23fbc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mjrywsjyh22vRumors of a fifth Loko abound18 Apr 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrywsjyh22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mjpvjvg2ks2dFirst date with a snuffbait girl? Take her to see Franz Ferdinand17 Apr 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpvjvg2ks2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mjpc4kqtv226Just saw a car with exactly this color scheme and was like "omg, he's real"17 Apr 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpc4kqtv226https://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mjn6mz7aus2kShe thumpin on my tub until I get knocked down, then get up again16 Apr 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjn6mz7aus2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sillyacct.bsky.social/post/3mjmpjm6gnk2nIf you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses I'm having a rough, weird week, please tell me I'm cute (cuz I am) [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Apr 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:smefjd2glneadwwth4rm44st/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmpjm6gnk2n