Web/App/Hardware Developer from 🇦🇹 Creator of things no one asked for. ❤️ Decentralised systems and the Fediversehttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.athttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mviy5ytu7k27♟️ You can now play chess against the fruitfly brain Google has mapped 😂 flychess-hq.vercel.app https://flychess-hq.vercel.app/14 Sep 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviy5ytu7k27https://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mvacvm6fcs2o11 Sep 2026 10:04 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvacvm6fcs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mvaceangz22oLinkedIn recruiter scams are flooding my inbox 🙄 Scammer: are you interested in this job? Me: sure, could you send me an email from a company address to verify this is real? Scammer: *blocked* Every single fucking time...11 Sep 2026 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaceangz22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mv6wlizq722qAAAAAAAAAH! 🫪 [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6wlizq722qhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mtzbbubzq22b8pm: "can't wait for bedtime" 11pm: "i wonder if i could roll my own linux distro, let's see..." every time 🙄26 Aug 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzbbubzq22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mtsyemxxtw2lThinking about building an open source DIY alternative to Yubikey 🤔24 Aug 2026 09:26 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsyemxxtw2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mt6xzpd57224packaging design is hard [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Aug 2026 10:27 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6xzpd57224https://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3msut22kiys2oRyanair is doing Ryanair things again 🙄12 Aug 2026 09:31 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3msut22kiys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mstcelnhyc2oMe: *watching a 20min video* My Surface Pro: Ok who wants to fry some eggs on my chassis? @microsoft.com this is not exactly peak engineering for a supposedly premium product. I can hear the battery screaming in agony while it's getting boiled alive...11 Aug 2026 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstcelnhyc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3msrbtysxek24just learned about the new tariffs @ec.europa.eu is imposing on orders from China. dickhead anti-consumer move, why are we taking a page out of the orange turd's book? 🤢10 Aug 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrbtysxek24https://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mrdxw6l2vs2x@goat.navy is up to something 🤔😄23 Jul 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdxw6l2vs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mjzuqnmdhs2xHillbilly RAM is here! We need more neighbourhood fabs 😂 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzuqnmdhs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3miuf7ijvk22kshockingly accurate06 Apr 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuf7ijvk22khttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3misvreafvs2f@proton.me wtf is this? i thought you'd be better than that [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 09:02 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3misvreafvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3miopgmh2ek25Wait, what??04 Apr 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3miopgmh2ek25https://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mgj5hf3lyc2kInside you, there are two frogs 🐸08 Mar 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgj5hf3lyc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mgijtfbtik2jthinking about moving all my webapps from @cloudflare.social to @bunny.net to de-Americanise my tech-stack, does anyone have any experience with that?07 Mar 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgijtfbtik2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mgb5vbocss2o"Babe wake up, they've announced Windows 12! Time to learn the three terminal commands one would need to use Linux"04 Mar 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgb5vbocss2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mfcziqoup22o800MHz+ when cooled with dry ice, LFG 🤟 [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcziqoup22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mf5q6jp5422npretty cool 😎 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Feb 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5q6jp5422nhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mf5jgivqvs2qI'm learning stuff I never thought I'd have to touch - did you ever have to manually traverse CBOR data, or write a RLP-decoder from scratch? 🙃18 Feb 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5jgivqvs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3meqei64j3s2aFound some time to work on colibri.diy again. Have been debugging an issue for a day with modern phones having trouble to connect via BLE.13 Feb 2026 11:07 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3meqei64j3s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mdly4s34xc2q😍 [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jan 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdly4s34xc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/xtools.at/post/3mdgufui52s2nthis is like Trump giving out awards for human decency 🧐 [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jan 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:sp2yojts7p7ckrenl5bmlseu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgufui52s2n