Forget your dainty fantasies and learn to move like the eyeless beast you must become. Like many dorks, I play D&D on YouTube and Twitch. Previously @Megalodork on twitterhttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3muql5txewk2hZozobra has been caught and compromised to a permanent end.05 Sep 2026 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muql5txewk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3muqjspamcc2uKOAT manages to fuck up the live broadcast of Zozobra in new and exciting ways every year. This year the audio has had a weird high-pitched echo of all voices slightly out of sync. Truly astounding.05 Sep 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqjspamcc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3msr5gz3sic2oOne thing that is annoying about Life These Days is not knowing if lettuce is safe or not. Like, shouldn't that be clearly wrapped up by now, in a way that reassures everyone? Weird that that hasn't happened, right?10 Aug 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3msr5gz3sic2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3msqxvagk4222My apartment complex has a building mistake where some adjacent units have ceiling fans that are on the same frequency, which means the same remote that adjusts your ceiling fan also adjusts one in your neighbor's unit. That means that sometimes I have silent button-mashing fights with my neighbors.10 Aug 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqxvagk4222https://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3mrgjamb2hs25Tigers Bloob24 Jul 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgjamb2hs25https://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3mr4hqmgkns2iRobert Downey Jr's Doctor Doom voice is like a dungeons and dragons DM kind of doing a Russian accent for an NPC.20 Jul 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4hqmgkns2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3mqub7d4mpc24"Mexico, home of the original Mexican food, now has a Chipotle Mexican Grill" - The Washington Post17 Jul 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqub7d4mpc24https://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3mqnad4akfc25Exactly the plot of "The Town Manager" by Thomas Ligotti. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqnad4akfc25https://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3mpuiocn6422t05 Jul 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpuiocn6422thttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3movqy2qdrc2qOne thing I like is when a short horror story makes you feel intense fear about a thing you're not normally afraid of. "The Viaduct" by Brian Lumley, from his Fruiting Bodies collection, does that with the fear of heights. 💙📚🩸22 Jun 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3movqy2qdrc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/oldnick42.bsky.social/post/3morb54yvk22kReading the memoir "How to Murder Your Life" by Cat Marnell and at one point on a plane she says she's watching The Dark Knight Rises but then she refers to the movie showing Heath Ledger in the nurse uniform. If she could make a factual blunder like that how I can believe any of the rest of it?!21 Jun 2026 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:spa6cbrg5fren5ctfndec75e/app.bsky.feed.post/3morb54yvk22k