Engineer on http://relay.dev at Meta | Made http://webamp.org | Hacking on GraphQL Server for TypeScript http://grats.capt.devhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.devhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3mcbuxrmdfs24New blog post: jordaneldredge.com/secrets/ https://jordaneldredge.com/secrets/13 Jan 2026 06:02 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcbuxrmdfs24https://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3mcbmk6leck2mNew blog post: https://jordaneldredge.com/aliasing-alias/13 Jan 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcbmk6leck2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3mcbhdrpp6c27New blog post: https://jordaneldredge.com/markdown-snapshots/13 Jan 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcbhdrpp6c27https://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3mbywrjadic2bSetting Chrome to mimic a 3G network it's even worse! 8 distinct layouts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jan 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbywrjadic2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3mbyvkb23qc2yWhat the heck is going on with Spotify's embedded player that it flashes through no fewer than six different layouts as it loads?09 Jan 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbyvkb23qc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3mbitk5aats2yRemembering the time a few months ago where I asked Claude to write a Bach chorale using LilyPond and then do 10 iterations of critical feedback and improvements. It ended up with this hilarious monstrosity. The reviews it gave the final draft were quite impressive...03 Jan 2026 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbitk5aats2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3m7xnhdt74c2jTis the season for me to remind you that the Spike Jones Xmas Spectacular is the best Christmas album: https://jordaneldredge.com/spike-jones-christmas/14 Dec 2025 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7xnhdt74c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3m7nremra4k2xI updated grats.capt.dev internal snapshot tests to serialize using markdown and the result is so nice! Snapshot output now has syntax highlighting and nice readable headings showing what each bit of the output means.10 Dec 2025 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7nremra4k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3m73zhb47dk23https://react.dev/blog/2025/12/03/critical-security-vulnerability-in-react-server-components03 Dec 2025 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3m73zhb47dk23https://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3m5fiux6pyk2xYou know you've arrived when someone makes a short-form video in which they point enthusiastically at a thing you made12 Nov 2025 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5fiux6pyk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3m5ckanbdtk24This weekends exploration for the Winamp Skin Museum: what if you could algorithmically doom scroll Winamp skins 🤔10 Nov 2025 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ckanbdtk24https://bsky.app/profile/capt.dev/post/3m5a6tia2522h@communityinter.net nice to meet you at the park today!09 Nov 2025 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:ssidja7zguja7sw5vuetogex/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5a6tia2522h