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RIP Nicky. 💙&#xA;&#xA;https://deadline.com/2025/04/nicky-katt-dead-cause-dazed-and-confused-1236368019/</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2025 18:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmx6tsyxxc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lkleor52622h</link><description>Me not realizing I had pesto stuck in my teeth after meeting one of my favorite actors at the store:</description><pubDate>17 Mar 2025 14:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkleor52622h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3ljnrhrwf2k26</link><pubDate>05 Mar 2025 20:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnrhrwf2k26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3ljjmwimfz22l</link><description>Binge watching Little House on the Prairie because the world has become a dystopian hellhole and this is the closest thing I can get to heroin</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2025 04:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljjmwimfz22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3ljhdoy3w3225</link><description>Got mini-shook by the earthquake and later heard coyotes in battle (or whatever)…L.A. is extra L.A.-ing tonight lol</description><pubDate>03 Mar 2025 06:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljhdoy3w3225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3livi2hkjrs2b</link><description>🥰🥰🥰</description><pubDate>24 Feb 2025 04:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3livi2hkjrs2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3liija64tts2m</link><description>Trying to watch the new Bridget Jones movie (I’m a huge bridge fan) but I’m sobbing uncontrollably and haven’t even made it 20 minutes in &#xA;&#xA;What are y’all doin to me</description><pubDate>19 Feb 2025 00:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3liija64tts2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lia5yltjfs2p</link><description>MAGA owns this. I would call them animals but animals don’t have the evil required to do things like this. 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Mass deportation and crippling of colleges and universities. This is terrifying.</description><pubDate>28 Jan 2025 15:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgsqcca6a22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lfnjldk3js2v</link><description>Seen on Venice Beach 💙</description><pubDate>13 Jan 2025 19:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfnjldk3js2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lfjeddhfnc26</link><description>In August it will have been 20 years since I evacuated for Hurricane Katrina. The worst part was not knowing what was going on back home.&#xA;&#xA;We have phones now that can provide us with all the info we want, and yet we are more misinformed than back then.&#xA;&#xA;I wish I had the grit and 💰 to homestead.</description><pubDate>12 Jan 2025 04:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfjeddhfnc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lfe5y43vzs2w</link><description>Feel like I’ve aged 5 years in the past three days. Look like it too ☹️</description><pubDate>10 Jan 2025 02:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfe5y43vzs2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lfdwvepanc2n</link><description>Thank you for that false alarm and the heart attack notification following it, L.A.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/fauKHEzgHCwAAAAC/school-work.gif?hh=278&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>10 Jan 2025 00:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:stph5ggzurrny5ixltmkpkpi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfdwvepanc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/briseph.bsky.social/post/3lfbhoshmkk2r</link><description>Anyone remember these? 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