Sex positive influencer 2026. Writer, performer, elderly model. Enjoys late Victorian fiction and breath play. Melissatodd.co.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mvb4hgdsak2lWhile no one in Vegas had heard of Andy Burnham, everyone knew about Count Binface.11 Sep 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb4hgdsak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3muwrbccro22jDid comedy at The Dive Bar! It's known as the place where egos come to die. Also where Doug Stanhope started. So anxious I had a little cry, then went over my time. But I did OK.07 Sep 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwrbccro22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3muvevk3kzs22Performing in Vegas tonight at The Dive Bar!07 Sep 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvevk3kzs22https://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mumlfetfnc2jVegas, I am in you. Going to a Democrat rally tonight because I know how to party.03 Sep 2026 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumlfetfnc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mugsfxtow22uBeen such ages since I was asked to review a poetry collection. And this was an absolute banger. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 06:33 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugsfxtow22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3muefsn2b222yTelling Greenbelt about the joy of porn.31 Aug 2026 07:42 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muefsn2b222yhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtyjtyaohk2wPerforming at Greenbelt this weekend. I've received a firm email that I am not to bother the big names in the green room with requests for selfies and autographs. I do hope this email has been sent to all performers, rather than representing a panicked response to my fixation with Michael Sheen.26 Aug 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyjtyaohk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtth5crqz22ihttps://substack.com/profile/264096549-melissa-todd/note/c-321538024?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=4d8i7924 Aug 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtth5crqz22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtqupyzptk2iEdinburgh completed! Thank you so much to everyone who has supported me. It's meant so much. It's been a mad month, exhausting and exhilarating. Can't bloody wait to do it all again next year. #edfringe2026 #edinburgh23 Aug 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqupyzptk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtosazfnk22yGenuine interaction from the Royal Mile: "Would you like a night with a dominatrix?" "No thanks, I'm driving later." Last show tonight. #edfringe #edfringe202622 Aug 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtosazfnk22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtmx3ribvk2kThe Scotsman love me! I matter! From Kate Copstick. https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/edinburgh-festivals/comedy/fringe-comedy-reviews-kate-smurthwaite-ray-o-learyjulian-clary-chris-forbes-lucas-jefcoate-8925052?fbclid=IwY2xjawT1wrFwZG9mBWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR6qrNS-CbeqIJqEAqRUNrQFXltAHMBMonxbDaZlW_AfRAwaWXierfDAFQColQ_aem_aHQ4xfUDC1MpLO-3p7ruGQ21 Aug 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmx3ribvk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtebwad3422fHuge thanks to Pillow Talk Scotland for this thoughtful, well-researched piece! https://pillowtalk.scot/melissa-todd-gag-writer-kink/ I am, as it mentions, doing Greenbelt at the end of this month!18 Aug 2026 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtebwad3422fhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtcv3uny4s2jThe fabulous @robingissing.bsky.social came to see my show tonight! Thank you SO MUCH for being there. Turns out the Edinburgh comedy awards attended too, so lucky I had a good one! #edinburgh #edfringe2026 #edinburghfestival17 Aug 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcv3uny4s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mtabanex5k2rEvery day at #edfringe is potentially life-changing. You can't afford to give each moment less than everything.16 Aug 2026 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtabanex5k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mt2dshier22xLeith!14 Aug 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2dshier22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msuqjrcdz225Today is known as suicide Wednesday because no one turns out to any shows! I've two press booked to attend but no actual audience. Anyone who messages will get a free ticket! And a hug, beating or lap dance, as preferred. 10.05pm @GreensideVenue George Street. #edfringe #edfringe2026 #edinburgh12 Aug 2026 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msuqjrcdz225https://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mspr7iwab22aNow a restaurant critic apparently. I'm not interested in food but I do really like free stuff. Hopefully that doesn't come across. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/whats-on/news/i-tried-the-london-restaurant-serving-classy-kentish-grub-343675/10 Aug 2026 09:15 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspr7iwab22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msngod57oc2d5 star review in Counterculture magazine! Absolutely flipping ecstatic. https://countercultureuk.com/category/edinburgh-fringe-festival/09 Aug 2026 11:01 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msngod57oc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msmfhwe7l22oToday's Edinburgh revelation: everyone yawns during the shows. It's not personal. Your audience is knackered, half-drunk, windswept and jet-lagged, and however fascinating you are, the joy of a nice sit down in a warm dark room steals over their fading senses. #edfringe #edinburgh #edfringe202609 Aug 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmfhwe7l22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mskj7gprsc2rFirst show done! Got about 20. Weird playing to an audience that don't know anything about me, many of whom aren't British, simply taking a punt on a random. Think I must go slower and explain better tonight. But overall, solid start, with room for improvement, B+. #edfringe #fringe #edinburgh08 Aug 2026 07:08 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskj7gprsc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mse5nladt22qI have been given a square foot of dressing room carpet to store my shit. Which contains a plug! Verily the Edinburgh gods are smiling down upon me.05 Aug 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mse5nladt22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msbqulyjoc2iIt's a great surprise and huge relief how many Fringe performers are as socially awkward as I am. We are busily bonding over how excruciating we find these endless parties.04 Aug 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbqulyjoc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msbigrlmrc2iJust been told I was brilliant on Traitors. I will take that.04 Aug 2026 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbigrlmrc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msavbzlwqc2tWaiting in the woods for unsuspecting travellers.04 Aug 2026 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msavbzlwqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msaokc22ls2tSomeone has stolen the base of the kettle in the boys' kitchen! A prankster? A drunk? Surely it can't be of any actual use to anyone? Keep ferrying mugs of tea back from the girls' kitchen like some weird submissive eunuch go-between.04 Aug 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msaokc22ls2thttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3msamglwfz22tI have met the terrifyingly efficient Mia now. She's over from NYC telling ghost stories at noon, and fears my show is on too late for her. I told her twice I was EXTREMELY SHY in the hope she won't expect to hang out.04 Aug 2026 08:39 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3msamglwfz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3ms6a35jr622j Waiting in spoons for a zoom with an Australian sex therapist who suggest we combine shows and tour Oz together, although a speedy stalk of her socials suggests she's anti porn and will therefore surely be anti me.03 Aug 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6a35jr622jhttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3ms652dfroc2pCommunal kitchens at Queen Margaret University. I am already terrified of Mia. Going into Edinburgh proper today!03 Aug 2026 08:59 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms652dfroc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/melissartodd.bsky.social/post/3mrxz663xuc2eSat through all 3 hours and 40 minutes! It was a flawed but fascinating attempt to make Aeschylus contemporary. Glad I went. Have some doubts about some of the directorial decisions, but god, the performances.31 Jul 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:strkctpok7vt5wrde4qlgnzi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxz663xuc2e