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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Writer (70 titles and counting). Dabbler in semi-self-sufficiency on 5 acres in the rural depths of Aotearoa/New Zealand. Any mention of crypto, Jesus/God/MAGA or US flag in profile is immediate block. &#xA;www.kylemewburn.com</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social</link><title>@kylemewburn.bsky.social - Kyle Mewburn</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mwpvc3vjls2x</link><description>Stumbled across my bio on Grokipedia. OMG! What a load of nonsense. Apparently I wrote a book called “Old huhu comes to school“ about an owl. WTF??&#xA;And every sentence is infected by an anti-trans bias. &#xA;AI isn’t intelligent by any definition. It’s a mindless tool that does what it’s told.</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 08:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpvc3vjls2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mwm5mvipz226</link><description>NZ has one of the highest GDP per capita in the world, yet a substantial % of people are going to vote for more unwarranted, nasty austerity?? Seriously??</description><pubDate>28 Sep 2026 20:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwm5mvipz226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mw37w6jrqc2m</link><description>J KKK Rowling is such a Trumpian loser. And she’ll be remembered with similar disdain as someone who played a significant role in (hopefully only temporarily) rolling back hard won rights.</description><pubDate>22 Sep 2026 02:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw37w6jrqc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mvcigh43r22o</link><description>The final of @masterchefaus.bsky.social was a bit of a downer, thanks to the winner being decided by a ridiculous pressure test. &#xA;Rather than a celebration of how far the contestants had come, it was all about how many mistakes they made. &#xA;Showing contestants at their worst not their best. Tiresome.</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 06:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcigh43r22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3musurdlods2u</link><description>People who swear by vinegar and baking soda as a cleaner are quite delusional.</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 01:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musurdlods2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mu6b7qa6i22c</link><description>I’ve never met an interesting person who plays golf.</description><pubDate>28 Aug 2026 21:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6b7qa6i22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mtxfxfp5ac22</link><description>I haven’t seen this crossover episode. 🤔🤣</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 03:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxfxfp5ac22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mtrp4ei6rs2s</link><description>Recent events in the US have proven conclusively that without strict regulatory oversight, CEOs are instantly going to cause massive spikes in unnecessary deaths and illnesses in pursuit of bigger profits. &#xA;They are universally psychopaths.</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 21:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrp4ei6rs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mtk4gm6glc25</link><description>Is anyone really surprised that long-term perv Zuckerberg, who got his first $$ from an incel perv site, would now be so excited by the ultimate perv-enabling tech? &#xA;He has always been a terrible human being.</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 20:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk4gm6glc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mt3f6whdk226</link><description>Rupert Murdoch’s entire fortune is built on 3 insights:&#xA;1. There are many more terrible people in the world than most people believe.&#xA;2. The vast majority of terrible people are utterly gullible and/or utter morons. &#xA;3. There was a lot of $ to be made by goading/feeding them. &#xA;May he burn in hell.</description><pubDate>15 Aug 2026 00:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3f6whdk226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3msp6lpyjwk2r</link><description>Gosh, JKR is really the KKK of transphobes, isn’t she? She won’t be happy until trans women are regularly being lynched or torched for defying her hatred and daring to exist. She seriously needs help.</description><pubDate>10 Aug 2026 03:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msp6lpyjwk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3msk23uhbec2m</link><description>Why are there SO many scammers targeting authors suddenly? Do they think we’re rich? Or desperate? And/or deluded? &#xA;Though I must say the AI they’re using does a very convincing job of eulogising my work. If it wasn’t so repetitious and waxing a little too lyrically, I’d maybe start to wonder.</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 02:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msk23uhbec2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3msels4jyec2s</link><description>So ACT’s overall election strategy is: We’re smarmy, entitled cunts. If you’re a smarmy, entitled cunt too, vote for us? &#xA;Why else would you use photos of Seymour and Henry?</description><pubDate>05 Aug 2026 22:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msels4jyec2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mrbhdnmfes2q</link><description>If our entire government were in a plane and it crashed into the strait, where would we bury the survivors? 🤔🤣</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 23:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbhdnmfes2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mpu7bkrj6s22</link><description>Gosh, Paraguay should get a medal for being the most annoying, cheating team in the world. So glad they’ve been knocked out. Hopefully they don’t make it into the finals for another 16 years… or more, preferably.</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 23:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpu7bkrj6s22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mow34odeas2z</link><description>So in another life, Epstein might have been Caligula’s entertainment director?</description><pubDate>22 Jun 2026 23:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mow34odeas2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3moadfnargk26</link><description>Winston Peters is living proof the greatest threat to society is the Narrow Mind Virus,</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2026 08:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3moadfnargk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mo27xta2b22k</link><description>In a digital, utterly corrupt world, the stock markets are voracious wolves herding humanity towards the cliff.</description><pubDate>11 Jun 2026 22:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo27xta2b22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mnipo6la3s2e</link><description>Can’t we just all work together to overturn the established, perverted, $-centric, consumerist, anti-everything-meaningful order first, and THEN, once the main task is complete, go back to arguing and quibbling about the details, and fighting over the righteous high ground?</description><pubDate>04 Jun 2026 22:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnipo6la3s2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mnbzzupsik2a</link><description>The latest Meta AI farce is just further evidence that tech bros don’t “move fast and break things” on purpose. They simply move faster than their abilities permit and totally fuck up everything they touch. &#xA;Time to put on the brakes to allow their ability to catch up with their egos.</description><pubDate>02 Jun 2026 07:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnbzzupsik2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmxbmn3n3k2o</link><description>Winston Peters has always been the Clarence Thomas of NZ right wing politics.</description><pubDate>29 May 2026 00:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxbmn3n3k2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmvvrsjve225</link><description>My main bewilderment about the “man” “woman” Bill is that everyone knows what they are. If 0.8% of people happen to not be cis, yet still know, deep in their bones, what they are, how can it materially, or objectively, impact anyone else’s existence? Live and let live is surely peak kiwi.</description><pubDate>28 May 2026 11:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmvvrsjve225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmuubys2q22e</link><description>Finished my submission to the ridiculous, Neanderthal “man” *GRUNT* “woman” *GRUNT* Bill. &#xA;May it sink as fast as Winston’s morals, and its toxic drafters suffer ignominy at the next election.</description><pubDate>28 May 2026 01:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmuubys2q22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmfjmhg3kc2t</link><description>The driving argument of terfs pushing anti-trans legislation is: I shouldn’t have to be around people who make me feel uncomfortable.”&#xA;Oh, you mean like actual human beings, rather than your usual clique of trolls? &#xA;Get a fucking life. Or counselling.</description><pubDate>21 May 2026 23:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfjmhg3kc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmffuocqw22t</link><description>There hasn’t been a single, newsworthy “incident” involving a trans person for basically ever. &#xA;Yet the government suddenly wants to address a non-existent problem by creating a nonsense, unenforceable law which will generate a shitload of problems and inconvenience for more people than they think.</description><pubDate>21 May 2026 21:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmffuocqw22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmdk3hskac2d</link><description>As a trans woman with a vagina and official documentation stating I’m female, you’re going to get an earful if you try to stop me entering women’s spaces. &#xA;No weird, unenforceable law will change that.</description><pubDate>21 May 2026 04:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmdk3hskac2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmdi4gyu6k2o</link><description>SIGH! I’m getting tired of self-centred old Canutes trying to turn back the tide of social change because they’re afraid of things they don’t understand, and more afraid of their waning relevance.&#xA;Why inflict harm on future generations when you’re not going to be alive to see it?</description><pubDate>21 May 2026 03:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmdi4gyu6k2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kylemewburn.bsky.social/post/3mmaqxtcthc2s</link><description>So the desperate, clueless Nats are throwing trans folk under Winston’s hate bus in the hope of clinging to power.&#xA;I’d love to imagine a significant majority of kiwis believe in an open, inclusive society, but I’m beginning to suspect/dread fear will trump such lofty principles.&#xA;Hope I’m wrong.</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 01:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sucrepx5gcyq4dmkjdmtrffg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmaqxtcthc2s</guid></item></channel></rss>