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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>~100% human</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social</link><title>@amelik.bsky.social - Alan Melikdjanian</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3mvhxvpduis2g</link><description>the strokes!</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 11:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhxvpduis2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3mvbmzmeo5s2o</link><description>I&#39;m in a thing! As me! With a cool person! :D&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 22:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbmzmeo5s2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3mua4bbbklc2n</link><description>DAMNIT</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 14:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mua4bbbklc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3mrwm2b6d522j</link><description>Dudes who follow zero people are so damn cool. Meanwhile my clown ass is following DOZENS like a loser. Jeez, get it together. 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I have a feeling this’ll be a really great year.</description><pubDate>01 Jan 2026 11:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbed5ggtuk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3macsciuagc2x</link><description>Whatever. It’s fine.</description><pubDate>19 Dec 2025 03:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3macsciuagc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3m4p3s4km3s2t</link><description>Today was a pretty nice day.</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2025 03:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4p3s4km3s2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3m4hlowhf3c24</link><pubDate>31 Oct 2025 04:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4hlowhf3c24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3m4ejbnl5qc2b</link><description>This 25-min slow-talkin&#39; mess needs to be tightened up, word by word, down to like 21 mins.</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2025 22:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ejbnl5qc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3m4dmdnj6c22c</link><description>Not sure how that was supposed to be an idea.</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2025 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4dmdnj6c22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3m3pj4fczi22q</link><description>I&#39;m going to reset the stupid lights, reapply the stupid makeup, and shoot the stupid missing 5 seconds, matching it as best I can, tomorrow 😔&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2025 14:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3pj4fczi22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3m3phzyxe222q</link><description>For like the 50th time in my career, I missed filming an important line in a scene that I wrote the script for, used software to meticulously shot-plan, and was shooting on my own with no distractions while closely following a live-updating schedule.</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2025 13:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3phzyxe222q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3lv2xva4r7k2k</link><description>I guess I just don&#39;t know how to write this video. It&#39;s comin&#39; out terrible. Writing is the worst.</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2025 01:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv2xva4r7k2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3lr2y667ta223</link><description>I’ll miss you, MuppetVision 3D 😢</description><pubDate>08 Jun 2025 04:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2y667ta223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3lot3iv35bs24</link><description>Do NOT take nighttime Theraflu at 6AM.</description><pubDate>10 May 2025 13:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lot3iv35bs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3lofjj7tnd22d</link><description>No, world, YOU go to sleep.</description><pubDate>05 May 2025 04:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lofjj7tnd22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3loe4jnb5k22u</link><description>We laughed at their misadventures, but in the reality, Goofy would probably have been deemed unfit to maintain legal custody of Max.</description><pubDate>04 May 2025 14:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3loe4jnb5k22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3lobrk4chos2y</link><description>It’s time to stop autocorrecting vlogger to blogger.</description><pubDate>03 May 2025 16:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lobrk4chos2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3lnsphmj6rk2b</link><description>Sometimes there’s just randomly a Soviet police car on a street.</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2025 16:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnsphmj6rk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amelik.bsky.social/post/3llfuas4efs2t</link><description>“Dragon’s Den” makes sense. Dragons hoard treasure. You’re a hero coming in trying to get it; might succeed or might get killed. “Shark Tank” has nothing to do with anything. No one goes to a shark tank. Sharks in a tank can’t get me and I don’t need anything from them.</description><pubDate>28 Mar 2025 03:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:sudwejnwusn2bufnxwocpbxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfuas4efs2t</guid></item></channel></rss>