They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.https://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3ml2sqba5as2eOK after this round of bullshit, I’m gonna hold an onstage seminar for people with chronic illness so we can learn what really goes on in doctors’ minds. The last time I had a slideshow lecture it was about enthusiastic Bigfoot consent and it was in 2019. But sometimes you just can’t take it anymore04 May 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2sqba5as2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3ml2cihq46c2hAll right, you wanna know rest of California? You wanna know why we say “the” in front of freeways? because you can’t say “take 5” in front of a bunch of hammy actors. It’s embarrassing. Happy?04 May 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2cihq46c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkzecassh22uI dong know how to explain spending a night in mortal terror for no reason. Something activates your damaged nervous system and all of a sudden you’re awake because of…whatever it was…the vibe between Redding, CA and Eugene, OR in this case.04 May 2026 09:29 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzecassh22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mky2pnxp6s2xThe ER gave me no info but they said my genitals were “grossly unremarkable” 👍🏻03 May 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mky2pnxp6s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkxnvbkwzc2nGoing to the ER to make sure this is in fact an ulcer and there is no tiny Duke Kahanamoku surfing blood in my intestines. Wish me luck bc if they say it’s anything less severe than either I did a horrible job.03 May 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxnvbkwzc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkstf6jxcs2nOK, so if I have to push clients again, y’all better subscribe to @gamefullyun.bsky.social for a month so I can stay afloat and I mean literally if you have seen the kind of floor leveling affordable LA apartments have01 May 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkstf6jxcs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mksr4ulgzs2nOk it’s the ACID in coffee that aggravates ulcers I can have matcha & be fine! But it would make sense that I have an ulcer after 30+ years of eating raw lemons.01 May 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksr4ulgzs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkqvgxkg7k2qI live in LA so it is not unlikely that I see a celebrity every once in a while. Thought I recognized someone famous walking a poodle a while back so I googled (their name) + (poodle.) 1/01 May 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqvgxkg7k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkohifj4y22dI’m still sick. I pride myself on ‘pushing through’ anything for work (not something to be proud of unless you literally have to) but when you have a chronic illness flareup AND a regular illness that prevents keeping food & water in your body, there’s just no way. I feel sorry to my clients.30 Apr 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkohifj4y22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mknpumqktc2vI swear to God the second I switched to they them pronouns I started watching rock hunting & geode cutting videos and looking around my neighborhood like “is that quartz banded jasper???”29 Apr 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknpumqktc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mknnpgf7sk2vIs there a massive stomach bug going around or did I get the worst kind of food poisoning? If so, avoid Driscoll’s blackberries (if there is another option at the store, avoid Driscoll’s altogether for labor practices, what I found when looking for recalls was not good.)29 Apr 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknnpgf7sk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mklbuwtmyc2dSo @nessguerrero.bsky.social is a great producer and a very funny talented person with a wide range of skills and you should hire her.28 Apr 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklbuwtmyc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mklawcn3ik2dI hate that when you’re chronically ill you’re not allowed to be regular sick. I pushed my clients later in the week, but if I don’t get better within a few days, basically screwed. The worst thing you can be in this economy is unreliable, and it’s all you can be if you have a chronic illness.28 Apr 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklawcn3ik2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkl74fqp2c2dReminder that no one was compensated for the loss of their homes from the January 2025 LA wildfires. I am hoping some of the rich people are planning class actions against insurance companies and the city for caring more about LAPD & the Olympics & bringing on everyone else.28 Apr 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl74fqp2c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkizgtj55k2rNot a single day goes by when I don’t want to show some op-ed author the Mr. Show “ more money equals better than” Sketch27 Apr 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkizgtj55k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkfzecomp22oJust had endometriosis pain for the first time in nearly 2 decades and holy shit, how did I do this every day for two years? No wonder they thought it was chronic appendicitis. I could barely walk, kept crying and vomiting, couldn’t eat, just awful. Can’t believe this went unstudied for so long!26 Apr 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfzecomp22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mkb3ariiok2gI’ve been designing honest family crests if anyone wants one. My family of origin’s has a giant pill bottle and a poodle instead of a lion or wolf and the family motto is “You’re being very defensive!” (They are all therapists)24 Apr 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb3ariiok2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mk6ray5abk2nNo one hated some of us more than when it came to Ezra Miller because we'd be the ones going "No, THEY are a monster" "No, THEY should be in prison!" Hate from all sides.23 Apr 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ray5abk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mk46vhftrk2vIf however the org is political not just empathetic (we seem to consider basic empathy and charity political these days) and/or there's too much money, fuck that, my instincts are correct. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk46vhftrk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mk42226nqk2vWhenever I think religion has done nothing but wrong I think of the Black American church being a haven & big part of music & civil rights history. I think of Sikh Gurdwaras practicing Langar (free vegetarian meals for anyone.) I remember it's not all organized religion, it's the people in it.22 Apr 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk42226nqk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hanamichels.bsky.social/post/3mjzo2cqi322vI think the vet may have given her drugs21 Apr 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:sus7565bgxcehsylokvq33ww/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzo2cqi322v