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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>27 year old&#xA;Artist, accordionist, destroyer of worlds &#xA;He/him panromantic ace&#xA;Pfp from Picrew</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxius.bsky.social</link><title>@maxius.bsky.social - 🌺Maxolotl🌺</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxius.bsky.social/post/3mm4uc3s7pk2p</link><description>My sister has three dogs, here are their highlights</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 12:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:svvmcacvlbdevs5amz6oylga/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4uc3s7pk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxius.bsky.social/post/3ml6c5nm4322v</link><pubDate>06 May 2026 08:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:svvmcacvlbdevs5amz6oylga/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6c5nm4322v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxius.bsky.social/post/3mkuy22fc3s2a</link><description>Morning shenanigans</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 15:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:svvmcacvlbdevs5amz6oylga/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuy22fc3s2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxius.bsky.social/post/3mkr5dtf6as2y</link><description>Work has been a huge contributor to my suicidal thoughts. 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What was I supposed to do? Kill myself? 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