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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire // she/her // https://nicole.express</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express</link><title>@nicole.express - Nicole Express</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3ml7s7qa7322y</link><description>I think they should put a new CPU on the cartridge for Star Fox Sw2tch, for old times&#39; sake</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 22:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7s7qa7322y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3ml5cskn7as2f</link><description>RICHARD DAWKINS: claude you are a new form of life&#xA;RICHARD DAWKINS: also you are a very pretty girl and my wife&#xA;CLAUDIA: You&#39;re absolutely right!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 23:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5cskn7as2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3ml4x4h6rms2i</link><description>I can&#39;t imagine &#34;don&#39;t hallucinate&#34; does anything useful; the entire point of a hallucination is that the model doesn&#39;t have the context to know what&#39;s true or what&#39;s just plausible-sounding garbage&#xA;&#xA;but that&#39;s why I&#39;m not a billionaire, I guess&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 19:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4x4h6rms2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3ml4bgy3nzs2o</link><description>personally, I&#39;d like to have the construction of an antimatter Nicole, thus totally annihilating the matter that formerly comprised my flesh in the most effective way current scientifically known&#xA;&#xA;this should only cost multiple times the current planetary GDP&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 13:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4bgy3nzs2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3mkxyhmugf22k</link><description>man these things eat batteries, I&#39;d like to keep them always powered but clearly that&#39;s not an option&#xA;&#xA;(the soviet game and watch i replaced the batteries at the same time, on the other hand, is still plugging along fine)</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 20:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxyhmugf22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3mkxxmzmcs22y</link><description>man the more time i spend on the internet the more virtue ethics sounds rational; don&#39;t participate in a harassment campaign not because the person doesn&#39;t deserve it (though they probably don&#39;t), but instead don&#39;t be the type of person who participates in those campaigns, because those people suck</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 20:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxxmzmcs22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nicole.express/post/3mkxthw6wb22k</link><description>Please comply, and do stay dry.</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 18:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:swtyronndhibnqywwqcvggjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxthw6wb22k</guid></item></channel></rss>