Former First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks. Quackhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mr7xx722gs2e...I just know Alistair is responsible for this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 09:08 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7xx722gs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mqpcbsq4as2eAlas, I can confirm what we've all feared. An Archbot is among us. The Seventh Blight has begun.15 Jul 2026 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpcbsq4as2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mqoocfmens2vBots are like Darkspawn. You can count on the Grey Wardens to face this dastardly foe!15 Jul 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqoocfmens2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mqcx2qd7sk2dRizz is short for Charisma. Thank you. https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/34/4b/mZ1DsszqX6YaKr.gif?hh=278&ww=498&mp4=Saia83Jl5VIPrw&webm=kuds3N4vZu4TYgldtR10 Jul 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcx2qd7sk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mpzb5lcbkk2lIt's time. Activate the #WardenduranceProtein Initiative. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzb5lcbkk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3moy6jvacqc23I mogged Elgar'nan...after asking my Jr. Grey Wardens what it means to "mog" someone. #bald #mustache #TheMoggingWardens #TheGreyMoggers #WardenduranceProtein [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jun 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3moy6jvacqc23https://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mosxwk7xdk2lOverheard a Jr. Grey Warden say, "There's not many fathers among the Wardens, but there are plenty of daddies." Perhaps we should invest in a better education. I had to explain to the poor soldier that fathers and dads are synonyms. 👴 Both benefit from WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN 🛡️21 Jun 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mosxwk7xdk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3moqywai5pk2mRooks.... https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/37/2e/ymgzZoM2.gif?hh=354&ww=460&mp4=JgZ4NDQumRdscHz5&webm=8TeWP54IJf0b9D020 Jun 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqywai5pk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mng7cqaf5s23And to look good doing it! 👴 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jun 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mng7cqaf5s23https://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mmtirndqfs2vPowered by Wardendurance Protein. 💪 Use Code Venatori for 66% off your first order! 💲 Stop smelling Rook, put down your spellbooks, pick up your shield, and face the Blight as Grey Wardens! 🛡️ #JustWardenThings [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 May 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmtirndqfs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mmo4t77ljk2tWhomstsoever convinced me, the illustrious First Warden, to be at the Gym at 3am and do cardio at 4am shall be sent into the Deep Roads to face Darkspawn for the rest of their days posthaste. #WardenduranceProtein #MondayThoughts #gymbros #exilerook25 May 2026 09:06 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmo4t77ljk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mm3dx5opkk2k17 May 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3dx5opkk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mlytcopwss2v@greenknight86.bsky.social is an agent of Ghilan'nain and her most vile creation GEESE!!!! #DOWNWITHTHEHONK #THEGREYWARDENS #HASHTAG16 May 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlytcopwss2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mlyozf5fgc2fThis you? #DOWNWITHTHEHONK #THEGREYWARDENS #IT'SDUCKDUCKGOOSENOTGOOSEGOOSEDUCK [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyozf5fgc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mlynawwnu22kA single goose can cause as much damage to a civilian population as 100 Darkspawn. They must be defeated. #TheMoreYouKnow #ReadingRainbow #DOWNWITHTHEHONK16 May 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlynawwnu22khttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mlyi7unni22kATTENTION: Effective Immediately, The Grey Wardens are rebranding to THE GREY WARDENS. We'll stand against the Blight that wreaks havoc against Thedas. We'll also stand against EVIL INCARNATE aka GEESE!!!! #DOWNWITHTHEHONK16 May 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyi7unni22khttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mlouqxs7os2z👀👀👀 (Psst, use code AND3RS for 50% off your next order of Wardendurance Protein!) [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlouqxs7os2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mkseew2qxc2eQuack01 May 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkseew2qxc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mkjh2cha2k2ySometimes...it's just...hard, y'know? 🪨🚶‍♂️ Leading the Wardens, fighting the Blight...🛡️ I just...wanted to keep Thedas safe. 💜 Then the Walls fell 🏰 I did what any leader must...I purchased WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN, 45G OF PROTEIN AND 90G OF LYRIUM FOR JUST 100 CALORIES! #BUYNOW#SUPPORTAWARDEN28 Apr 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjh2cha2k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mk6wf7ktws25~No one's slick as Glastrum~ ~No one's quick as Glastrum~ ~No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Glastrum~ [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6wf7ktws25https://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mk6vk5s37c25ROOK. https://media.tenor.com/eBByy4ihCocAAAAC/angry-fist.gif?hh=354&ww=46023 Apr 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6vk5s37c25https://bsky.app/profile/firstgreywarden.bsky.social/post/3mjps5exfos2aCongratulations, my dear friends. It seems, perhaps, mayhaps even likely, that the Grey Wardens' nomination was, hmm, lost in the Fademail 📪☹️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:sxxc4luphpsefffbsyttmthj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjps5exfos2a