Appellate attorney just trying to write, read, research, and drink more water. "I'll be your Huckleberry." ~ Doc Holliday https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mtuww2zvtc2qOhhh, counsel, you mispronounced Appellee? How embarrassing . . . what a fox paw.25 Aug 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuww2zvtc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mocacwkpnc2z"AI is going to steal your job." Babe, I'm an appellate attorney. AI is creating more work for me.15 Jun 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocacwkpnc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mnoeucx2xk2vAI being so shit and everywhere is making me to go outside and actually talk to people. In person. And for that alone, it must die.07 Jun 2026 04:55 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnoeucx2xk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mm6hrusjl22xSomething about using AI in law feels very 1950's in the 'I smoke cigarettes to clear my lungs' way.19 May 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm6hrusjl22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mizrwwleok24Judge: "You're charged with possession. How do you plead?" My client: *gutteral demonic noises*09 Apr 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizrwwleok24https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mhcmdtc43s26The courts having to hire more pro se staff because of all the pro se AI slop is also corporate welfare.18 Mar 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhcmdtc43s26https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mh7kf3nvqk23As someone trying to buy a home, Trump also skyrocketed mortgage rates. Literally made housing MORE unaffordable. Almost as impressive as bankrupting a casino three times.16 Mar 2026 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7kf3nvqk23https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mgn66ej5qk2bGive me two days, and I can get you fifty pages. If you give me two weeks, I will make that twenty-five. If you give me a month, I'll implode and make negative words so the court will be sucked in by the sheer gravitas of my audacity.09 Mar 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn66ej5qk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mglibhyjg227trying to sell a house in this market is like bass fishing in a pond full of turtles.08 Mar 2026 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglibhyjg227https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mgeltkypuc2tI'm so old that I remember when lawyers used to read the cases they cited.06 Mar 2026 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgeltkypuc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mg7l2jete224AI replace me as a lawyer? AI can't do THIS: *clicks random rabbit holes because my spidey senses said to*04 Mar 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg7l2jete224https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mffyknlulk2w*streaming bridgerton, writing an appellate brief on easements* "I'm practicing Proper Tea Law."22 Feb 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mffyknlulk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mfapjttoss2afiling bar complaints on lawyers AI'ing their 2004 professional headshots.19 Feb 2026 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfapjttoss2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mf4gaux7cs2ppotential client: "i went pro se and used chatgpt" me, the appellate lawyer: *spontaneously combusts*18 Feb 2026 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf4gaux7cs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3metj2njefs2q"don't mess with me, I'm always packing my .9 mm." *Clicks gel pen furiously*14 Feb 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3metj2njefs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3meo7zj4gdk2hOh no, babe, the Epstein files are huge fucking deal. You're just being successfully handled like an oblivious juror in baby attorney's first criminal defense case.12 Feb 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3meo7zj4gdk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mebnouclbk2zEpstein files reporting really making it clear that 'men's testimony is evidence' but 'women and girls' testimony is an unsupported allegation.'07 Feb 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mebnouclbk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mdokgm7i6k2o"Why shouldn't billionaires exist?" One correct answer is always the Epstein files.31 Jan 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdokgm7i6k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mdgaeczkxc2xI would simply fade into the West if a judge ever wrote, "The Court’s patience is at an end," to me.27 Jan 2026 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgaeczkxc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mdcn6zsgk22nIt's actually crazy how much the Roberts Court is responsible for all of this.26 Jan 2026 06:40 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdcn6zsgk22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mcgv2ekaek2uQualified immunity and democracy really cannot coexist.15 Jan 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcgv2ekaek2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3mbv7awnq4c2bRoberts Court, 2026 explaining how the ICE officer who killed Renee Good has qualified immunity: "There was no on-point, clear federal law prohibiting the public executions of mothers with gloveboxes full of stuffies . . . ."08 Jan 2026 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbv7awnq4c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3marxmkphxs2wTwas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Except my stupid glitching keyboard mouse.25 Dec 2025 04:41 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3marxmkphxs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3marjbhxit222And it was Christmas Eve with the tree lights flickering. The house had a new for sale sign out front. The baby slept. And I continued cranking briefs like a character setting herself up for a ghostly visit.25 Dec 2025 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3marjbhxit222https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3maj7hnreo22hMe, a lawyer talking to another lawyer: "I'm looking for a will--" "--we do those--" "--to live." " . . . No."21 Dec 2025 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3maj7hnreo22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3ma5lwncj4s24me: "i'm the dumbest, worst lawyer ever." me, reading respondent's brief: "actually . . . second-dumbest, worst ever."17 Dec 2025 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma5lwncj4s24https://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3m7yttbtsck2gMe, a lawyer to potential clients: "You really want a professional handling this. You never know what weird things will pop up." Me, looking at anything plumbing and electrical: ". . . How hard could it be?"15 Dec 2025 04:57 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7yttbtsck2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3m3vxtddark2g*stepping four feet back from the curb as a cement truck turns, whispering* "I'm not neurotic, there was just a very graphic tort hypo in law school that haunts me still."24 Oct 2025 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vxtddark2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/canpanicnow.bsky.social/post/3m33wwvyqyc2kMy ghost will haunt the courthouse halls crooning, "Preserve the error. Object. Exhaust. Preserve the error, you fools."13 Oct 2025 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:syjwfru5h2bk2cxojdtb3pyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33wwvyqyc2k