I like toys and doing silly things with them. I use and abuse alt-text. Please show me your pet and tell me their name.https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvqcnwu6fc2qMy Lara Croft from Pulse just shipped. If you missed her, Amazon is temporarily out of stock but you can set it to auto-buy when more are available. amzn.to/4gYchmm https://amzn.to/4gYchmm17 Sep 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqcnwu6fc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvq2ibsjj224It turns out I’m not great at doodling a Hesei Godzilla from memory with a fat marker, but at least I had to quit because of the fat marker fumes. I’ve been watching his films lately. He’s a murder machine and his grumpy cat face is my favorite.17 Sep 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq2ibsjj224https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvpyy4wd7c24So do I just not get to own that Ninja Force Scarlet set they canceled or what17 Sep 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpyy4wd7c24https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvoivagqpk27Having to shove this amount of rubbery shit on a bone man is unfun. Introducing permanent fragile chains in a line meant to be modular is pretty silly. I waited since February to mess with him since I thought he might be a bad time and he is. Thankfully, he was my most wanted! Oh, that’s bad.17 Sep 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoivagqpk27https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvnhhiag7c2kIf you have not heard of all 3 the entities on this particular playing field, this must feel like some form of psychotic episode. “I just wanted a Godzilla kitty toy!” Well now you have brain damage. And apple slices.16 Sep 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnhhiag7c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvnfxzhol22kHere’s what it looks like if you waffle on cancelling the cartoon Blitzwing and it shows up. Looks like Cartoon Style corrects a mold line across the visor, so that’s cool if it bugged you. Regular is marked down amzn.to/4dESI06 Cartoon slightly marked down amzn.to/4AhWCWs16 Sep 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnfxzhol22khttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvl5x5ifi226Dare to be Stupid! That’s the song title that is appropriate for this character! $17 at ROSS is pretty good considering what a Voyager goes for these days. I didn’t need him but I’ll consider it a late souvenir from the recent Weird Al concert. My boy got a T-shirt! Oh look a robosaurus.15 Sep 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl5x5ifi226https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvkxcd6zak26It’s Weird Al, Trinity, and Bumblebee from ROSS.15 Sep 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkxcd6zak26https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvjsvncxq22515 Sep 2026 04:45 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjsvncxq225https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvi7vpimbc25I am quite upset at long-hair Donald and Daisy and wish to know their origins. No alt text on the images, since I can’t be asked to spend that much time with the wooly ducks. They are statues or animatronics that were probably from window displays, but who knows? Not me.14 Sep 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi7vpimbc25https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvi6vpjej225The gang’s all here. My only friends. Come on over for some popcorn that is released from my buddy’s genitals.14 Sep 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi6vpjej225https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvi6ldfjos25I was told there would be battle.14 Sep 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi6ldfjos25https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvhidm2wac2vLight Our Darkest Hour, Meowgarita Prime.14 Sep 2026 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhidm2wac2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvhhkj3uzk2vI figure we aren’t getting anew one, so here on the right is some of my lazy pen shading, 80s makeup, and cleanup, as well as a torso joint carved out with way more natural movement, all while watching Mechagodzilla get wrecked. Not suddenly outstanding, but satisfactory enough to choke a Jabba.14 Sep 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhhkj3uzk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvgmx2s57c2hMy only other Retrocon purchases were 3 Micro Machines, which I did very well in limiting myself to some that would go with giants the best. Tugboat! They always spot that monster first. B-17! Great for all eras! A jumbo jet-Holy shit is that AIR FORCE ONE? This just got fun.13 Sep 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgmx2s57c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvg7kioahk2cPicked up Wild Bill & Armadillo, since I’d like a Dragonfly and have a Rolling Thunder. They never had accessories so they are complete. Each was a floppy mess. Replacing a Joe rubber band feels nice. They are tight & immaculate, aside from Bill’s faded elbows, which is unavoidable. COW BELTS.13 Sep 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg7kioahk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvg6pwmeis2cI bought very little for myself at Retrocon. There’s so much there that my senses take a beating! $5 Recondo so one can be a permanent resident of a silly helicopter, or I can make the unproduced Wild Bill. Trooper also cheap.13 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg6pwmeis2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mveyvyaysc2r13 Sep 2026 06:49 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveyvyaysc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mverxdapz22uWhere was I during the past 4 months when they distributed those electric scooters and bikes to everyone.13 Sep 2026 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mverxdapz22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvb7x7igdk2oSomeone please tell me what the orange o is from, I knew it before but I have anxiety unrelated to this convention logo so I cannot think brain thoughts11 Sep 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb7x7igdk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvapu37a6k2k11 Sep 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvapu37a6k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mvapeav6ec2kAmazon has 7 “Open Box, Like New” Kranix Transformers that are like half off at $14. I assume it’s just that a case was mushed and the boxes are imperfect, but I already have him so I won’t try. You can see if you get lucky! amzn.to/4cDhT2R https://amzn.to/4cDhT2R11 Sep 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvapeav6ec2khttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mv7vt3fn4k2hUnbelievably good. Jada tops themselves every time. Feels like an import.11 Sep 2026 06:10 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7vt3fn4k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mv6ltwyri225Pretty hype for the Dramatic Capture curse to provide a new retail Grimlock mold. I made up this curse, but you now believe in it.10 Sep 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ltwyri225https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mv6ks3rnqs25Regular work time behavior from yours truly.10 Sep 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ks3rnqs25https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mv6kkguers2510 Sep 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6kkguers25https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mv6kdogul225So here I am Doing everything I can Holding on to what I am Pretending I'm a superman10 Sep 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6kdogul225https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3mv6i2sur5225Mom says it’s my turn to be a transforming Hot Wheels10 Sep 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6i2sur5225https://bsky.app/profile/fakeeyes.bsky.social/post/3muzhhnfirs2zBig Yikes here from The Corps is named Tracker Tom, but you can call him Tom Thumb…less. If he had thumbs, he would have gotten a home and a shirt. This other guy is from a Galoob line I don’t recall where ludicrous backpacks combine into vehicles that I wish to handle then forget about forever.08 Sep 2026 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:t2k2bvbx2hha2tr6gcuxfxiu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzhhnfirs2z