Squawks is an annual comedy stage show poking fun at Charlotte politics, pop culture, sports through satire and musical parodies. Next show is June 2025 @ Booth ...https://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3lqdkxna5k22kBig thanks to Page Leggett and SouthPark Magazine for the amazing preview/retrospective!!! Show opens NEXT THURSDAY (6/5)!!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?!?!?! #20thCensureySquawks https://southparkmagazine.com/charlotte-squawks-returns-for-more-funny-business/29 May 2025 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqdkxna5k22khttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3ln4nl3yew22uATTENTION CHARLOTTEANS: The Charlotte Squawks 20 scripts have been printed!!! Please refrain from making any major news between now and June 28. Minor news is encouraged. And bad days. We need a few more bad days.18 Apr 2025 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4nl3yew22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3llx2cnwdbs2aDamn, Squawkers! We haven't even opened ticket sales to the general public and the first seven nights are already IN THE YELLOW!?!?!?!👀👀👀 I guess we should start writing some songs...03 Apr 2025 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3llx2cnwdbs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3llwch74nok2a20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS TIX ON SALE NOW THRU THE LINK BELOW!!! Get them before sales open the the general public tomorrow!!! (Show runs June 5-28th at the Booth.) LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo https://shorturl.at/DGsxo03 Apr 2025 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwch74nok2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3llw4hzfyi22xTICKETS ON SALE AT NOON TODAY!!!! (Sorry for the misinformation, we forgot to say we operate on Mountain Time around here...)03 Apr 2025 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3llw4hzfyi22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3llrf4n427c2qCHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS" marks our 20th season and the runs June 5 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And here's a special PRE-SALE link where you can BUY TICKETS starting at 10 a.m. THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 3! LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo pic.x.com/udp0clAOBP https://shorturl.at/DGsxo01 Apr 2025 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrf4n427c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3ljlrdj4lwk2oBREAKING: Wind.05 Mar 2025 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlrdj4lwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3ljdrsllgts24We are in Biff's timeline01 Mar 2025 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdrsllgts24https://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3lhczwff7ok2bLook, Elon Musk should not have our SSNs *and* large corporations should not be calling chicken nuggets "nuggs". Both can be true.04 Feb 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhczwff7ok2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3lcbz6zsy7c2qI think we would’ve won if that ref hadn’t gotten hurt.02 Dec 2024 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbz6zsy7c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3lcblbukcy22dNot sure what statement is being made here. #panthers01 Dec 2024 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcblbukcy22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3lc27naosdk2fRest in peace Alice. Best. Thanksgiving. Song. Protagonist. Ever. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/arts/music/alice-brock-dead.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&ngrp=mnp&pvid=047C04A2-1010-4580-A024-A9968F7E522528 Nov 2024 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc27naosdk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/charlottesquawks.bsky.social/post/3lbnov5r3bs2dWow. WICKED is an incredibly relevant political allegory. Definitely worth checking out.23 Nov 2024 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:t4gj4mapapygi7eq7r5vym7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbnov5r3bs2d