Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman. Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mv64qejn4s2mI’m over today and it’s barely started.10 Sep 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv64qejn4s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mv4tz3sfi225I think I accidentally got too high.10 Sep 2026 01:00 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4tz3sfi225https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mv4mhktjjc25Muted! On Your Timeline09 Sep 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4mhktjjc25https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mv3qh4uyjk2mStomach is upset this morning. But I think more coffee will fix it.09 Sep 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3qh4uyjk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3muzxvose4223About to get my hair cut. Suggestions?08 Sep 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzxvose4223https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mut37z5bqc2wIf you deactivate your bsky account, you’re deactivated in real life too.06 Sep 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut37z5bqc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mut3bvtcbc2wWhere do I put my hands if I do care?06 Sep 2026 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut3bvtcbc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3muvinhzc3s2cCalm down, Little Debbie.07 Sep 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvinhzc3s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mut3bvtcbc2wWhere do I put my hands if I do care?06 Sep 2026 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut3bvtcbc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mut37z5bqc2wIf you deactivate your bsky account, you’re deactivated in real life too.06 Sep 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut37z5bqc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3muqkgs3qo22lNobody hits birds pitching baseballs anymore.05 Sep 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqkgs3qo22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3muq37jhhak27Why are The Monkees covering a Smashmouth song? [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3muq37jhhak27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3muq2s4bzjc27This post has 69 likes. Anyone else likes it, and you get blocked. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3muq2s4bzjc27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mfso2optdk2lI once considered becoming a priest. But I don’t really like kids that much.27 Feb 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfso2optdk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mcftc3h6hk2bDrew Carey had it right on Who’s Line when he said “everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.”14 Jan 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcftc3h6hk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3lxagx54mgs2cStevia would be a great girls name, but I’d probably just call her sugar.25 Aug 2025 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxagx54mgs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3lfvthk4ods24There has never been a moment of my life that I didn’t want French toast.17 Jan 2025 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfvthk4ods24https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mupqri5mns27Why don’t they have a list for the 38 most mid Bluesky account?04 Sep 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupqri5mns27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mupbsgs5xk2aHere I thought Coyote vs Acme was a lawsuit.04 Sep 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupbsgs5xk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mupbpsbtus2aEverything I know about coyotes I learned from Looney Tunes.04 Sep 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupbpsbtus2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3munqbhoxks27Watching big brother and the little white boy just nominated every black person in the game for eviction. Damn.04 Sep 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3munqbhoxks27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3munpzsxg6s27But what if my kink is getting dogpiled?04 Sep 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3munpzsxg6s27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3munkwumyhk2wWhere do crack pipes even come from? Is there some dude blowing glass pipes in his garage?03 Sep 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3munkwumyhk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3munkqppd5c2wDid it not concern anyone that Dora went around talking to her backpack and map? It was probably a cry for help.03 Sep 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/app.bsky.feed.post/3munkqppd5c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontheaverage.bsky.social/post/3mukkhk35j223Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old. 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