Son of an immigrant factory worker. I make videohttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3mhj7jic3y227There should be 52 episodes of the Pitt every year. The show should never end. It should be the only constant in our lives.20 Mar 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhj7jic3y227https://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3memho2n24c2dOlympians gotta figure out something to do besides heart hands when waiting for the score from the judges.11 Feb 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3memho2n24c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3m74oe2bwxc22Shot: [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Dec 2025 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m74oe2bwxc22https://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3m4nlf7zsu22wDang it. Thought I was onto something.02 Nov 2025 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4nlf7zsu22whttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lunefsyzik2wMy "Antisemitism isn't real" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.23 Jul 2025 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lunefsyzik2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lul2xncgw22iI have worked in mainstream media for most of my career, and have been an ardent defender of it as a result… and now I feel so stupid for doing so. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2025 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lul2xncgw22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3ltwupzgnjs2jThis should DEF be the future of the democratic party. DEFINITELY not Mamdani. HAS to be this guy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2025 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwupzgnjs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3ltn6dy72ks26I really wish more billionaires did stuff like bribe their way into a professional tennis tournament to embarrass themselves instead of...ruining our planet.10 Jul 2025 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltn6dy72ks26https://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lsaazrnzj22sLove when I nod in agreement to Tucker Carlson and roll my eyes to Van Jones. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jun 2025 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsaazrnzj22shttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lomr5ct3zk2aAll I want to do is post about Jalen Brunson. All I care about is Jalen Brunson08 May 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lomr5ct3zk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lomr2xnqds2aBING FUCKING BONG08 May 2025 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lomr2xnqds2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3logsaggsb22yI’ve come to the conclusion that trump’s decision to levy tariffs on foreign films and re-open Alcatraz is because he watched The Rock on TBS last night.05 May 2025 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3logsaggsb22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3loer773c4k2t“Trump’s unorthodox trade strategy: it’s simple, and it could save Americans hundreds of billions of dollars, but might there be a hidden drawback?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2025 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3loer773c4k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lnyl5yqbt22gIn millions of plays over hundreds of years, this has to be the first time this has happened. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2025 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnyl5yqbt22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lnyjmkujs22gThese fucking Mets are gonna make me believe in this team in April again, aren’t they.30 Apr 2025 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnyjmkujs22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lndnriit7c2qCURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA??21 Apr 2025 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndnriit7c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3llxblqqnbc2pTime to cheer myself up from reading the news by watching a show about ER doctors dealing with a mass shooting.04 Apr 2025 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3llxblqqnbc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lluouscnek2hI say this with no exaggeration: this is the funniest fucking thing he’s ever said. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Apr 2025 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lluouscnek2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lltlfqele22602 Apr 2025 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lltlfqele226https://bsky.app/profile/mbyhoff.bsky.social/post/3lkiuhv57oc2yI can’t remember the last time I saw a post on Bluesky or Twitter that linked to an interesting story that didn’t have to do with the undoing of America. I wish social media wasn’t completely broken.16 Mar 2025 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:tes5y4hr3ymhohvlubnihrtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkiuhv57oc2y