Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankellyhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3my3x4e5rfs2r17 Oct 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3my3x4e5rfs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxwum535ts27FREE ART DOWNLOAD! In these divisive times, Freedom-Hating Sickos follow the latest fad and scream ’No Kings!” To counter that, I’m offering this artwork to all True Patriots, who opt to take a stand for Friendship. God Bless, Kelly HERE IS THE “LINK”: linktr.ee/stankelly15 Oct 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwum535ts27https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxpgj7qesk2zHimfluencer. @theonion.com12 Oct 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpgj7qesk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxke5lxf6k2z“Sham-I-Am” - Dr. Seuss @theonion.com10 Oct 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxke5lxf6k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxhw3cp3uk2hMy latest, from me to you with love … [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Oct 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhw3cp3uk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxhvyycozc2hIt’s that time of year again, when we see who the REAL ALPHAS are … @theonion.com09 Oct 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhvyycozc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxcvh3hhas2jTogether again … in Heaven. @theonion.com07 Oct 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxcvh3hhas2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mxa2imb6t22dNew York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov06 Oct 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxa2imb6t22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mx5kwtm3cc27With Karoline Leavitt joining Fox News, now is the perfect time for Sean’s return to the White House … PLEEEEEASE, Mr. President?!?!?05 Oct 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5kwtm3cc27https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mwymwijtkc2kWhat the Ale?? @theonion.com03 Oct 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwymwijtkc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mwymvejaqc2kThis seems unfair to Sickos …03 Oct 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwymvejaqc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mwvyc4xslk25Do your Patriotic Doody! @frogmustard.bsky.social02 Oct 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvyc4xslk25https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mwvxm6ovrk25Her new album just hit #1, and her latest single is “Different Religion.” What’s wrong with the regular kind??* (*The Jesus one) @theonion.com02 Oct 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvxm6ovrk25https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mwjdcd6ugk2oNever get out of the car. @theonion.com27 Sep 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjdcd6ugk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mw6zvkt7ic23As students return to campus, there’s a “chill” in the air ... @theonion.com23 Sep 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6zvkt7ic23https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mw5kukdpkc26NEW!!!! Bumper Sticker collab with @frogmustard.bsky.social23 Sep 2026 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5kukdpkc26https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mw4hdm7ujs2fWhat you might call a “Seasonal” Allergy … @theonion.com22 Sep 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw4hdm7ujs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mw253ign322lSpotted in Portland, city of Sickos. This beauty was last year’s patriotic collaboration with FrogMustard. Watch for the 2026 Kelly/FrogMustard bumpersticker to be announced soon … maybe this week! @frogmustard.bsky.social21 Sep 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw253ign322lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mvtapeq3lc22The midterms are coming. 45 days to turn things around ... @theonion.com18 Sep 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtapeq3lc22https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mvnqhleto22cI was asked to create this T-Shirt design for “Riot Fest” - a music festival* (*Latest Fad) in Chicago this weekend. WARNING: It’s sure to be jam-packed with No-Good Punks and Rap Bands. Stop by The Onion booth, and tell ‘em Kelly sent ya. @theonion.com @riotfest.bsky.social16 Sep 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnqhleto22chttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mvnb6ird2k2cWhy? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?16 Sep 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnb6ird2k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mvllusf7lk2cWho will they give an Emmy to next, Attila the Hun?!? @colbertlateshow.bsky.social15 Sep 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvllusf7lk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mv6oymc4yk22As we reflect, it’s incumbent upon all of us to remember how the destruction of 9/11 extended … to the 2008 presidential primaries. @theonion.com10 Sep 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6oymc4yk22https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mv4euapo7k2qThe most ominous threat since 9/11 ... https://theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage/09 Sep 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4euapo7k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mus2aakbvs23Thank you, Gloria Steinem … we’ve come a long way, baby! @theonion.com05 Sep 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus2aakbvs23https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mukdh4fke22nIf the Supreme Court of yesteryear had half the wisdom of our current Justices, JFK would be alive today! @theonion.com02 Sep 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukdh4fke22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mufx4zosnk2gThat time of year again. Why can’t we Normal Folks eat in peace? @theonion.com31 Aug 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufx4zosnk2g