Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankellyhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mtrvheae422xPapa’s got a Brand New Bag (Bluesky needs to add a music option)23 Aug 2026 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrvheae422xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mtrvfgh2o22xMaharishi = SICKO23 Aug 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrvfgh2o22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mtmrzsfcls2rMy personal creation was pilfered by some Kilt-wearing Sicko for the “Edinburgh Fringe Fest”* - as was reported to me by an All-American Patriot who happened to be “across the pond.” (See photo evidence) Consider me now Skittish of the Scottish. You’ll be hearing bagpipes from my lawyers!21 Aug 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmrzsfcls2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mt7q4nv4hs2vThank God It’s FRYday. @theonion.com16 Aug 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7q4nv4hs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mt57vrviss2vIn case you hadn’t heard, National Treasure Funnyman Bill Maher recently won “Mark Twain’s Prize.” Anyone Mark Twain likes is good enough for me! Bill also deserves a prize for bravely defending America from the Writer’s Guild. Presidential Medal of Freedom perhaps? (Hint, hint!) @theonion.com15 Aug 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt57vrviss2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mt34p4mdqk2qHappy Friday.14 Aug 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt34p4mdqk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3msqhoowkws22We live in a discrimi-NATION. @theonion.com10 Aug 2026 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqhoowkws22https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3msivq4b6bs2lI’m exhibiting my fine art in the that city of Sickos, Los Angeles, yet again. This time as part of a group show opening tomorrow night. I hope my piece will knock some sense into people and get them to choose their words wisely … because words can hurt. 😢 @theonion.com07 Aug 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msivq4b6bs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3ms26z6m7uc2e@theonion.com01 Aug 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms26z6m7uc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3ms26e7pyhk2eThe Best of the Breast. @theonion.com01 Aug 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms26e7pyhk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mrxsknjobs2pHave a good (?) weekend … @theonion.com31 Jul 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxsknjobs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mrsi5rgcbc23How heartening, in polarized times, that people are coming together in opposition to pricey energy facilities. @theonion.com29 Jul 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsi5rgcbc23https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mrl5aagr2c2v“Cruelty Free” = Latest Fad @theonion.com26 Jul 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrl5aagr2c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mrge4zqd422sDemand Climate Justice!24 Jul 2026 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrge4zqd422shttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mrdny2vmic2fDonut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com23 Jul 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdny2vmic2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mr6j6xla4s2nAridiculous. @theonion.com21 Jul 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6j6xla4s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqww5mggsk2218 Jul 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqww5mggsk22https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqwuzysvuk2cThis is what we in the biz call a “teaser.” Something special coming for you folks in the next paper-and-ink edition of The Onion. Enjoy and God Bless, Kelly18 Jul 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwuzysvuk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mquf2uyyy22zOur long, national nightmare is nearly over: the “World Cup”* ends on Sunday. Then we’ll get our country back (finally). * Latest Fad @theonion.com17 Jul 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquf2uyyy22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqkb3djiac2dHero paleontologist Sam Neill has died. He never would have crushed our dreams by suggesting Dinosaurs had lips, like the Sickos in the “scientific community” did. @theonion.com13 Jul 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkb3djiac2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqhtsc6y7k2hHe had so much love to give. @theonion.com12 Jul 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhtsc6y7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqfc3w5uac2fIt bolsters one’s faith in the system to see a member of the administration with proper elbows. I’ll follow the Yellow Brick Road to you anytime, Dr. Oz! #kellyelbows11 Jul 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfc3w5uac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqd6gl2gic2gRight now, there’s a lot at steak. @theonion.com10 Jul 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqd6gl2gic2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqafnb6mds2g09 Jul 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqafnb6mds2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqafcffoek2gAttention collectors and completists: you'll want to know my cartoons appear in the physical Onion, like my latest which takes a long, hard look the newest DCU blockbuster. In ink, on newsprint, as the Good Lord intended. My best, Kelly @theonion.com09 Jul 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqafcffoek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mpyiebv5fk2qIndepen-DUNCE Day. @theonion.com06 Jul 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyiebv5fk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mptnosxpzk27As wise Johnny Cougar once said, “Ain’t that America?” Smile, USA - your exceptionalism is showing! Happy 250. God Bless, Kelly04 Jul 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptnosxpzk27https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mptmrqta5s27Never forget: Jesus died for your country. @theonion.com04 Jul 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptmrqta5s27https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mprlu567j226Profiles in Scourge. @theonion.com03 Jul 2026 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprlu567j226https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mppi5ujfsk2wDear loyal reader, I “CRACKED” this case long ago, and this EGGSellent news is turning things SUNNY SIDE UP! You can be sure I’ll keep on this until I get my money and/or eggs in the mail. My best, Kelly @theonion.com03 Jul 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mppi5ujfsk2w