Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankellyhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqkb3djiac2dHero paleontologist Sam Neill has died. He never would have crushed our dreams by suggesting Dinosaurs had lips, like the Sickos in the “scientific community” did. @theonion.com13 Jul 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkb3djiac2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqhtsc6y7k2hHe had so much love to give. @theonion.com12 Jul 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhtsc6y7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqfc3w5uac2fIt bolsters one’s faith in the system to see a member of the administration with proper elbows. I’ll follow the Yellow Brick Road to you anytime, Dr. Oz! #kellyelbows11 Jul 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfc3w5uac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqd6gl2gic2gRight now, there’s a lot at steak. @theonion.com10 Jul 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqd6gl2gic2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqafnb6mds2g09 Jul 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqafnb6mds2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mqafcffoek2gAttention collectors and completists: you'll want to know my cartoons appear in the physical Onion, like my latest which takes a long, hard look the newest DCU blockbuster. In ink, on newsprint, as the Good Lord intended. My best, Kelly @theonion.com09 Jul 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqafcffoek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mpyiebv5fk2qIndepen-DUNCE Day. @theonion.com06 Jul 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyiebv5fk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mptnosxpzk27As wise Johnny Cougar once said, “Ain’t that America?” Smile, USA - your exceptionalism is showing! Happy 250. God Bless, Kelly04 Jul 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptnosxpzk27https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mptmrqta5s27Never forget: Jesus died for your country. @theonion.com04 Jul 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptmrqta5s27https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mprlu567j226Profiles in Scourge. @theonion.com03 Jul 2026 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprlu567j226https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mppi5ujfsk2wDear loyal reader, I “CRACKED” this case long ago, and this EGGSellent news is turning things SUNNY SIDE UP! You can be sure I’ll keep on this until I get my money and/or eggs in the mail. My best, Kelly @theonion.com03 Jul 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mppi5ujfsk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mpgd6liwec23That doctor dung him wrong. @theonion.com29 Jun 2026 10:54 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgd6liwec23https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mpbe2xeucs2n@theonion.com27 Jun 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbe2xeucs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mpbe27i4n22n@theonion.com27 Jun 2026 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbe27i4n22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mp6clemrlk2gMy latest: [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jun 2026 06:22 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp6clemrlk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mp2vkl2lrc2mhttps://theonion.com/rigged-erection/24 Jun 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2vkl2lrc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3moyfpp6de226Sure to cause a “feeding” frenzy ... @theonion.com23 Jun 2026 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3moyfpp6de226https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3moantvoqsc2fHappy 80th Birthday to our Cognitive-Test-Acer-In-Chief! @theonion.com14 Jun 2026 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3moantvoqsc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mnznhnuomc2qAmerica is “Getting Rolled”* *Latest Fad Slang @theonion.com11 Jun 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnznhnuomc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mnxkwq2olc2nIntensive Careless. https://theonion.com/schtick-starter/ @theonion.com10 Jun 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxkwq2olc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mnxkjkgwas2tOur once-great country has gone from D-Day to Zzzzzzzz-Day. @theonion.com10 Jun 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxkjkgwas2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mnmwzrklnk22Some SICKO got arrested protesting our patriotic Data Centers … and look what he was wearing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZEijHNoniQ/?igsh=Z3ZseWx2eXdhNmx206 Jun 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnmwzrklnk22https://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mnfyc7x2cs2kA “Stranger” will unite us! @theonion.com03 Jun 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfyc7x2cs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mmuckgsshs2vMore and more, these radical thoughts are being eSPOUSEd … @theonion.com27 May 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmuckgsshs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mmqx3gy5ys2jI’ve lost my appetite. @theonion.com26 May 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmqx3gy5ys2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mmd6ousv622aA heaping helping of Kelly Kudos to this pillar of journalism for such refined and sophisticated use of BOTH Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam:21 May 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmd6ousv622ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mmd6meuvp22aGet excited, ladies - your new physical appearance guide is on the stands now! @theonion.com21 May 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmd6meuvp22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mlvuhldgbk2nZzzzzzzzzz15 May 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvuhldgbk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kartoonistkelly.bsky.social/post/3mlvte4zj322nGradgitation Ceremony. @theonion.com15 May 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:tfcawkdipcjayj22baxcseyw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvte4zj322n