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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Customer is visibly older than 25.&#xA;&#xA;📍 Hampshire, UK</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social</link><title>@romeogolf.bsky.social - Rob</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvqkizanac2b</link><description>holding out for a himbo x</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 21:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqkizanac2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvqgibibik23</link><description>🐈</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 19:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqgibibik23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvp4awqoyk26</link><description>The brake warning light has come on in my car (the❗️not the P which is the handbrake light). 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Nearly didn’t come to the gym but have decided to be here even if it’s just walking on a treadmill for 30 minutes 😴</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 05:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmeusedns2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvlego6rnk22</link><description>Popular. You’re gonna be pop-u-larrr 😬</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 19:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlego6rnk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvksbfl3es2o</link><description>When the XL Hung Top taps me on Grindr.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 14:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvksbfl3es2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvkkp6ejy22y</link><description>Today I learnt the word &#34;Zygosexual&#34; to mean &#34;a married or committed person who wants more sexual partners with an existing romantic or sexual partner&#34;.&#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s hard enough to explain to everyone what being a &#39;side&#39; is, never mind a zygosexual. 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It’s still dark out!”</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 04:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhcs2fc422n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvfzowpqhk2q</link><description>🚮</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 16:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfzowpqhk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvfxfqhfu22c</link><description>why is my sim gooning?</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 15:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfxfqhfu22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvfactkzls2f</link><description>I had a “hook-up” last night who had a crisis of confidence after arriving and wouldn’t kiss me or touch me below the waist because he felt like he was cheating, despite knowing his partner was seeing other men as well. I’ve never felt more emotionally stable in my life. I asked him to leave.</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 09:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfactkzls2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvagei2wdc2b</link><description>I was recording a silly little video for TikTok when I realised I was being screamed at by a cat with no tail 🥺</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 11:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvagei2wdc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mvab6qty6s2m</link><description>What I’ve paid for diesel over the last 11 years and ~170k miles. &#xA;&#xA;£19,050 total, or 11.3p/mile 🤓</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 09:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvab6qty6s2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3mv3qlmuntk2t</link><description>A man (I use the term loosely) that I&#39;m ignoring because he&#39;s treated me the same way has sent me several messages in a Whatsapp chat that I&#39;ve archived and it&#39;s really bugging me that I can only see the most recent one without opening it.&#xA;&#xA;My DOB suggests I&#39;m 37. My behaviour suggests I&#39;m 17.</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 14:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3qlmuntk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3muw54wsesk2b</link><description>I mentioned Instagram on a Tiktok video and this morning I woke up to about 40 follower requests on Instagram.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 08:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:th7fo6esqripbatcjblhyhef/app.bsky.feed.post/3muw54wsesk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/romeogolf.bsky.social/post/3muvrbjvass2a</link><description>Half-formed gym thought here but hating on AI art in posters for local businesses has about the same benefit as hating on them for misusing apostrophes. 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