@xieliansbignaturals.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy - Xie Lian's Big Naturals

22 Aug 2026 03:59 +0000

[Balloon animals, kink, maybe CBT, Hualian] Hualian canonverse thought in the modern era: Xie Lian learns to do balloon animals as soon as the world gets around to making them. Hua Cheng watches him twist a balloon into a poodle and is instantly jealous. He wants that to be his dick

31 May 2026 11:41 +0000

[Penis] I think Xie Lian deserves a phalloplasty Hua Cheng would be obsessed with it...

04 May 2026 14:33 +0000

[Micro macro mention] I dreamed I was Xie Lian and fandom friends with Hua Cheng, and our ship was... us? I found him some (mostly) SFW micro/macro art (one each of both directions) and he was *really* into it 😆

31 Mar 2026 23:51 +0000

I don't have the spoons to actually read it, but fhdslhljkkl the summary of this one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82107306 "When a penguin offers Xie Lian a perfectly smooth stone, Hua Cheng realizes—with mounting horror—that he has been outperformed in courtship by wildlife. This […] https://blorbo.social/@xieliansbignaturals/116326471138681248

05 Mar 2026 15:46 +0000

[Lewding Hualian] I think Hua Cheng should pin Xie Lian's wrists down *just enough* that he'd have to actually *try* to break the hold, and I think Xie Lian should get really horny about it

05 Mar 2026 13:05 +0000

[Piss kink] I think Hua Cheng deserves to cockwarm Xie Lian in his mouth, then tell him no, he doesn't need to get up to use the bathroom <3 I think it's even better if this is an interpretation where Xie Lian has a fatigue disorder, so this serves a purpose. <3

01 Mar 2026 15:52 +0000

I love looking at the fanart on my walls 🥺

23 Feb 2026 14:34 +0000

Hualian. That is all <3

19 Feb 2026 21:10 +0000

*points* It's Shang Qinghua!! #XLBNDoesPayForPlay

16 Feb 2026 17:46 +0000

I'm playing one of my Scrambly games, and the sheep have an animation where they eat a red flower, then sneeze it away. And of course, I thought "Hua Cheng!!" #XLBNDoesPayForPlay

07 Feb 2026 21:24 +0000

Good Hualian afternoon! Today I'm grateful for Hualian, again/like always

05 Feb 2026 21:30 +0000

Good Hualian afternoon! Today I'm grateful for the ability to type!

04 Feb 2026 21:06 +0000

Good Hualian afternoon! Today I'm grateful for Hualian <3

03 Feb 2026 20:03 +0000

Good Hualian not-morning! Today I'm grateful for accommodations <3

29 Jan 2026 17:33 +0000

Good Hualian morning! Today I'm grateful for Hualian posts <3

28 Jan 2026 19:12 +0000

Good Hualian timezone! Today I'm grateful for nature and trees <3

27 Jan 2026 21:06 +0000

Good Hualian not-morning! Today I'm grateful for medical care, even though it is not perfect. (Not related to any particular event, really. I'm just chronically ill!)

26 Jan 2026 01:43 +0000

Hualian cuddles <3

26 Jan 2026 01:28 +0000

Good Hualian not-morning! Today I'm grateful for indoor plumbing.