Voiceover Actor | Singer | Comedian | Model | DJ | Business Owner | I got you 🤟🏾https://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lpus6bjnus25Ahhhhhhhhhhh23 May 2025 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpus6bjnus25https://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lohi2yluhk2hOn another note: generational wellness influencers exist. One day, there will be an influencer and their great great grandmother sold skinny tea and the “brand” became middle class successful and they have to keep the “family business going”. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2025 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lohi2yluhk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lohhk7lc7k2hShe’s heading to be an alt legend. We are ready for this phase. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2025 22:54 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lohhk7lc7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lhak3uzrys2s*climbs into the wallpaper* [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Feb 2025 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhak3uzrys2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lhak2664ec2s“Pump It Up” didn’t win? 😢 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Feb 2025 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhak2664ec2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lhajkkl3fk2sJust get a CRM Kim. It’ll be so fun and easy. Real business moves you see. Now my website crashed and feel like an 80 year old using Microsoft Excel like a search engine.03 Feb 2025 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhajkkl3fk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lhaje23ozk2sAAAAAAAA03 Feb 2025 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhaje23ozk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lgtgujuufk2iMy cat: [meowing at a specific tone for food in the same way at the same time for years] Me: What are you yelling about28 Jan 2025 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtgujuufk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lgtgjjikm22iLaying on 50 portable monitors all showing a 2D bed pulling over my head 50 more portable monitors glued together like a blanket showing tiny moons and spaceships.28 Jan 2025 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtgjjikm22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lgtdrhn4bk27Smokingkatzen28 Jan 2025 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtdrhn4bk27https://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lgtd67qelk27My thoughts during late lunch: Watch them throttle GPS systems and make them privatized, encouraging Starlink to monopolize resources for everyday traveling.28 Jan 2025 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtd67qelk27https://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lgojcmnpcs2rIt’s like the smelly kid in class mocking the other kid who just pissed a puddle on their seat. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jan 2025 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgojcmnpcs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lgogsbchtk2rNew marketing idea: proletariat protein ™ with 6 superfoods to defeat the segregationist state [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jan 2025 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgogsbchtk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3ld2qdaviq22gCome over my house we’re having bean salad with a spicy onion vinaigrette and red cabbage on the side Also the toilets don’t seem to work today11 Dec 2024 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld2qdaviq22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lctdusas7c2dIf only I could paint her08 Dec 2024 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctdusas7c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lctdr3kfes2dOnce I speak to a performance therapist and figure out better coping strategies while maintaining high achievement, it’s over for you bitches08 Dec 2024 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctdr3kfes2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lcqm7wudnk2t [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Dec 2024 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcqm7wudnk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lcbdtlh6fc2lThis video collection aged like a fine wine but the wine ended up corked and the glass cut your mouth and hands. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJA_jUddXvY7v0VkYRbANnTnzkA_HMFtQ&si=cfiuxY327Hx5AiOl01 Dec 2024 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbdtlh6fc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lanternvo.bsky.social/post/3lc3p3q5njc2sWe can call Facebook antiquated and low quality all day & night but when strangers periodically gather to troll a post, it gives 90s sitcom levels of entertainment.29 Nov 2024 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:tj53frtejheoabsobqo5vhya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc3p3q5njc2s