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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>You mean don’t yet have A NORTHERN SPRING, WE’RE THE FLOWNOVER, WE COME FROM FLYOVERLAND, BIRD~BRAIN, IF YOU’RE LUCKY IS A THEORY OF MINE, or PRAYER BOOK on your shelves yet?&#xA;&#xA;Poetry and CNF, reader and writer and teacher of. Cool-ass memoir in the works.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mauchmauch.bsky.social</link><title>@mauchmauch.bsky.social - Matt Mauch</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mauchmauch.bsky.social/post/3letc4lbids2m</link><description>Fast train to Lyon = fast-train envy.</description><pubDate>03 Jan 2025 09:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tk2hnbezpsbv44tjna42firk/app.bsky.feed.post/3letc4lbids2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mauchmauch.bsky.social/post/3lemjf4apis2a</link><description>Turned a corner. Looked left. 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I guess it’s football to a backing soundtrack provided by Jazz 88.5.</description><pubDate>21 Dec 2024 21:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tk2hnbezpsbv44tjna42firk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldtucyvrms24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mauchmauch.bsky.social/post/3ldtkxtespc2p</link><description>Scrambled eggs are a good meal spoiled.</description><pubDate>21 Dec 2024 18:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tk2hnbezpsbv44tjna42firk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldtkxtespc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mauchmauch.bsky.social/post/3ldqzxqug6s2x</link><description>What motherfucking bullshit. Who’s got a pitchfork? I have a street. 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