Labrador slave. Fulham. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mlo36itolc2dHaving a break from the dark side, so... ...Hi 👋🏻12 May 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo36itolc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mhdeym6ba225Is this place any less shit yet?18 Mar 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhdeym6ba225https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mfp6dbv55k2fBasically it said it was closer to a 10kg cut (absolutely no chance I'd have this mass if I was 11 stone for a start. Ripped, but skinny ripped) It also said it added favourable lighting, a high level of weight cut style dehydration... Etc. So not actually what I asked it to do at all 😂 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfp6dbv55k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mfp6amhxac2fChatGPT is a great tool, but... I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet. It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂25 Feb 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfp6amhxac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mfogtfvclc2lI had a really shit few days, got out on my bike and even that didn't help, but BJJ sorted me right out last night. Love this sport.25 Feb 2026 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfogtfvclc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mfhgetqr2s26Putting the silver in Silver Fox 😆22 Feb 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhgetqr2s26https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mfbrdxitgc2tYou'll never see a post training selfie of me looking anything other than stupidly happy. Find something you love doing this much.20 Feb 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfbrdxitgc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mf3guepdck25Been a while... Again. https://media.tenor.com/Qy5sUxL5phgAAAAC/forest-gump-wave.gif?hh=249&ww=49817 Feb 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf3guepdck25https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3mczsdrad3k25Oh hai https://media.tenor.com/tUYVANzqtGoAAAAC/hello.gif?hh=150&ww=20022 Jan 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mczsdrad3k25https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3m54dwir6zc2lYou've seen the pictures: "Before Heroin, After Heroin" "Before Crack, After Crack" "Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth" Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂08 Nov 2025 10:07 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3m54dwir6zc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3m3wt5mcsek2kHi 👋🏼24 Oct 2025 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3wt5mcsek2khttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lxtyiahptk2vShe got nearly 3000 likes on twitter 😂 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2025 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxtyiahptk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lxneoog62s2gMight have gone and got another dog. She might just be the cutest little thing ever! I present to you... ...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍30 Aug 2025 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxneoog62s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lwtyvnunlc2gHowdy! Been a while! And I started a motovlog! Watch it! Like it! Subscribe! (Or don't. You know, whatever...) https://youtu.be/Q2XEeMPnIsk?si=bgBqQiSTfDItx6rE20 Aug 2025 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwtyvnunlc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lthwnsy3vk2gI think it's really important not to patronise people (that means not insulting their intelligence)08 Jul 2025 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lthwnsy3vk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lt3d5svyis22Just dawned on me that I haven't posted here in FUCKING AGES. hi 👋🏼03 Jul 2025 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt3d5svyis22https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lqg63bynjc22Had my nicest ride in ages this evening... Out to Totternhoe, Westoning, Flitwick, past J13 on the M1, Woburn Sands, Woburn, Hockliffe, Houghton Regis and home. Perfect weather. Murdered a few million greenflies 🤘🏼 I really needed that for my headspace 🧘🏼30 May 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqg63bynjc22https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lqeitq74mc24Sounds like the fundamentals of an, ultimately tragic, BBC drama! [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 May 2025 05:29 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqeitq74mc24https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lpygjqu6ss2jI have had far worse starts to the day... 16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds. Time for peanut butter on toast 😋25 May 2025 10:16 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpygjqu6ss2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lpt3wblhh225Twitter is in meltdown again23 May 2025 07:23 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpt3wblhh225https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lpmodv7cfc2aThe lean towards far more speed cameras and average speed cameras is much more dangerous than the speeding it's aiming to prevent. I spent as much time checking my speed earlier on the A5 between Dunstable and MK, than I did paying attention to what was going on around me. Revenue or safety?20 May 2025 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpmodv7cfc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lpbfpgaalk2sI upped my intensity quite significantly last night in my sparring rounds. Which in hindsight, was a mistake. I feel like I've been hit by a bus this morning.16 May 2025 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpbfpgaalk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lpagvqdbhc2u2nd Jiu Jitsu session of the week in the bag. Got revenge on the decent white belt this week. Then got wrecked by 2 purple belts. The 3rd round was a big struggle considering I was having difficulty breathing under round no2's pressure. But I got through it. Good to be back 😁15 May 2025 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpagvqdbhc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lp3gu4he4c26Post BJJ tonight and my first 2 sparring rounds in over 3 months. Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had. In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads. Great for the mental health!13 May 2025 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp3gu4he4c26https://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lovtnmh4ls2oWhen I say together, I mean I overtook cars and he's clearly much more confident than I am, since every time I did, he stayed behind me! Same bike as me too, just in white, so we're basically now friends for life 🥰 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2025 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lovtnmh4ls2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lovtmhb7h22owas clever today, went for a ride and then came home to have a beer in the garden. Lovely ride too, out through some villages into Woburn and back the faster way. Picked up a new mate along the way and we overtook some cars together and then had a chat at some red lights.11 May 2025 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lovtmhb7h22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3lotna4p7v22bIn case you were wondering how strong 38.5kg Huxley is, he managed to drag me down a hill on my arse this afternoon. In front of a crowd 😂 Butter wouldn't melt though, would it? Dickhead.10 May 2025 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lotna4p7v22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3loqmygm24s2mWhat a difference a day, a haircut (and no helmet) makes! The grey though!! 🫣😂09 May 2025 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3loqmygm24s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/fulhamatt.bsky.social/post/3loobf2iqlc2bSo today's 160 mile round trip commute was pretty special... 😍08 May 2025 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:tk3podl5fc3flid63s5hx7nr/app.bsky.feed.post/3loobf2iqlc2b