Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frostieshttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvucce3f3c2aThey really know how to get ahead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Sep 2026 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvucce3f3c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvt2mxq7rk27She’s no longer Waiting for God [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvt2mxq7rk27https://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvrz34xkac26I just really wanted to listen to All for the Best from Godspell so I went to Spotify to put it on next. Right then the previous song finished and the random shuffler put it on itself...18 Sep 2026 10:56 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrz34xkac26https://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvmstubilk2xColleague just made me this. If you need me, I’ll be in HR.16 Sep 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmstubilk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvld7zmeps2iBernie would have won [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvld7zmeps2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvlchkwfzc2iMy phone: “new update available! Download it now!” My phone 2 seconds later:15 Sep 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlchkwfzc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvicrv54v22fRookie list [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvicrv54v22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvfgkupm422nBusker with a guitar just unironically said “anyway here’s Wonderwall” before murdering it.13 Sep 2026 10:53 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfgkupm422nhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvey6yncc22xAbsolutely exhausted lately. Sunday is the only day I don’t have to get up early. So obviously I’ve been wide awake since 5am. https://static.klipy.com/ii/da290b156d64898341638f3c299e7478/e2/96/5JYul467.gif?hh=498&ww=498&mp4=tJmAAgBDZPlOr&webm=CsL0gluXszaMMdOnR13 Sep 2026 06:36 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvey6yncc22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvcz2ipdlc2jPlease can someone help me decide if my baguette is cooked correctly? I need you to feel my pain.12 Sep 2026 11:46 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcz2ipdlc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvcvdlzhic2hI can see how there’s a correlation between “made billions in a business that exploits its workers” and “right wing cunt”. But why is it that 100% of “happened to lucksack their way to billions via crypto” are also right wing cunts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcvdlzhic2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvbgpckdt225Today’s the day I was supposed to move into my house but the builders are still renovating it. Currently estimated to finish at the end of November…11 Sep 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbgpckdt225https://bsky.app/profile/qqzm.bsky.social/post/3mvbcohmkxk2kDON’T FORGET - it’s your turn to wake Billie Joe Armstrong this year. We’re counting on you. Nobody wants a repeat of October 2023.11 Sep 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:tmt7nj4notfwz2cdva5s2aen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbcohmkxk2k