A street gang named desirehttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjvabnj5e22tCanadians will whine about kilometers all day then cut a sports game in 3rds20 Apr 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvabnj5e22thttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjuv3cag2c2tGuy who gets mad when the upcoming episode of Two and a Half Men is a “Kutcher”19 Apr 2026 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuv3cag2c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjmzpchphc2a [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Apr 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmzpchphc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjmx7yok3s27Every day this week felt like it should have been Friday. I better be pleasantly surprised that it isn’t Tuesday three times tomorrow.16 Apr 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmx7yok3s27https://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjmm74kdjc2rDTF St. Louis is a show about how it is gay to be nice.16 Apr 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmm74kdjc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjkgxbip7c2yThe House of Sand and Fog and Pancakes15 Apr 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkgxbip7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjhtmnxstc26There’s Geese and Goose, and one is a mostly jammy band and the other is like a hard rock band but no one knows which is which14 Apr 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhtmnxstc26https://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjfbhdek4k2uThe president, who is in the WWE hall of fame and has been credibly accused of rape several times, posted an image of himself in messianic robes, healing the sick.13 Apr 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfbhdek4k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mjdva5bwu22nDTF St. Louis reads like a script written for Will Ferrell that was retuned to be depressing.13 Apr 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdva5bwu22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mj5wfe5ihk2vSarcasm is dead. I’m going to be so earnest that I’m going to call you Verne when I’m talking.10 Apr 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5wfe5ihk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mj5rufghn22p [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5rufghn22phttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3miutrntnu22aRepeatedly crushing pro chefs in Tournament of Champions with my signature dish: deep fried [all randomizer ingredients] in a Doritos nacho cheese taco shell served with a tall boy of Steel Reserve.07 Apr 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miutrntnu22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3miu3jmxdtc2sI think a non-MAGA person would have to eat like a baby and a half before they are as bad as a regular MAGA guy.06 Apr 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miu3jmxdtc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3milxvdtrsk2lIt’s really hard to pretend to have respect for the opinions of people who call Donald Trump charismatic or a savvy operator when one of his main politics moves was hugging various flags.03 Apr 2026 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3milxvdtrsk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3milxrwvees2l“You foolish leftists caused the right to want what it wants by opposing what it wants” is an article that perhaps never needs to be written again? Due to being a stupid argument.03 Apr 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3milxrwvees2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mih6ixszkk2uI want to make it very clear that Donald Trump did not abruptly leave the Supreme Court because he realized he was losing a pet case badly, it is because he shidded himself diarrhea style.01 Apr 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mih6ixszkk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mih3unifr22uWe have confirmation from Newsmax that he was “not blubbering, not really crying much at all.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Apr 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mih3unifr22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mi7sc7jnn226I run the “leftist Arthur the Aardvark” account that periodically posts “Donald Trump is a rather stinky lad”29 Mar 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7sc7jnn226https://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mi6fgvryvk2dJust let the users buy it. We’ll burn this fucker to the ground, but at least it’ll be hilarious. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi6fgvryvk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mhw5qboidk2iI for one am shocked that Major League Baseball teams are not selling nine beers to one guy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhw5qboidk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mhtycdrzes2cI really shouldn’t have named my son Harvey Weinstein25 Mar 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtycdrzes2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mhlyz4vhrc2nRIP Bob Mueller, you fucked up massively and then died. And two freaks made a horny comic book about you21 Mar 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlyz4vhrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mheqoaiu322cOne of the late period plot lines of the Drew Carey Show is that they invent and distribute what is essentially 4loko.19 Mar 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mheqoaiu322chttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mh5ocrhlns2dI’m the only person in the world who watched One Battle After Another correctly (a little bit too high and unprepared for its tone.)16 Mar 2026 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5ocrhlns2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mgvioym4ts2zMe_irl [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvioym4ts2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mgviijn2ek2zCrushing two McLettuces and a sweet and sour wrap for $9 plus tax. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgviijn2ek2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mgl3jqsl2k2pIm one of the guys who eats fast Food in his car on YouTube. I get sauce all over the place and this is an entire genre of videos on the internet Somehow08 Mar 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgl3jqsl2k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mgg5od3aik2zThe ad on this YouTube video is just an entire episode of Peppa Pig?06 Mar 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgg5od3aik2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ontopic.bsky.social/post/3mgdz5wqmj22jI think the problem is that some old guys set us up so that our dumbest creepiest freaks are in charge of everything. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Mar 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:tmvksreq2lpyg6b6gyz7fqsz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdz5wqmj22j