Somebody else’s lawyer.https://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3ml2xnkvwj22tSexts I receive: [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2xnkvwj22thttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkzotveomc2qIs this a Star Wars day reference? [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 12:38 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzotveomc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkxkihtowk2xAnnouncement: This is as pretty as I will ever be. I will go through the rest of my life getting crone-like at an accelerated rate. As fast as possible in fact. And if you dare interact with me based on my appearance or its deficits, I will add your bones to my necklace.03 May 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxkihtowk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkxb2tl43c2bLast night I didn’t do anything embarrassing I think. I did force one of my partners to read most of @tacobellquarterly.org on my phone in the hotel bar but it was okay because it was in a friendly way.03 May 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxb2tl43c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkx5k52um22sThis is how I sext: [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkx5k52um22shttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkwgyivyds2mConclusions: I like Chicago. I like giant hotel rooms. I like to see the baseball, but it was too cold today to see it from outside. Apart from that this weekend was just drinking and wondering how and when I got so old.03 May 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwgyivyds2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkvb6r3j7k2hHuh. This is very close.02 May 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvb6r3j7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mktsxd2d4k2xLiving sausage. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 04:35 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktsxd2d4k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mktpnf5dh22xHotel room with documentary miniseries and hotel room robe, is not a bad way to finish up all my work from the week.02 May 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktpnf5dh22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mks7fj3ens2xDespite it all, though, how can you not have a sense of optimism here. We are just strange meat beings, strung on brittle mineral scaffolds, that somehow managed, over generations, amid the violence and copulation and consumption, to find a way to fucking fly.01 May 2026 13:12 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mks7fj3ens2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkr6jz2sds2dDo I really have to get to the airport two hours ahead of my flight? Of course I don’t have precheck, I am shady as fuck.01 May 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr6jz2sds2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkqi7o32wc2fMy sister’s work:30 Apr 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqi7o32wc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkqhlg3wj22fIt took four separate verification steps to sign up for the apps and whatever to receive a ticket to a baseball game. How is life worthwhile.30 Apr 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqhlg3wj22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkpsfpkpuc2vIsn’t it a thing that Australia or someone had a reasonable legislative solution to this kind of thing? Do I remember that? Some kind of a “of course one entity can’t suck up all ad revenue from everyone all the time” law? Was it a dream? [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpsfpkpuc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkpn3zvzu22vIf you are my assistant, this is your most important job: If it is two days before something is due, you come into my office — break the door down, if you have to — and ask “have you started this?” Recognize the answer as a lie. Get me an extension, anyway.30 Apr 2026 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpn3zvzu22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkplnhcbbk2jListen. I am at the bagel store. It’s going to be okay.30 Apr 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkplnhcbbk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mkoicxgjf22aWhat if I stopped with the law stuff anyway.30 Apr 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoicxgjf22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/anyuse.bsky.social/post/3mko6duxexs2aThis is how I sext: [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:tnsx7vxuaajpyzhil4i3oxnq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko6duxexs2a