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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>As seen on TikTok and in your neighborhood billiards hall</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social</link><title>@therealcornpop.bsky.social - The Real Cornpop</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lia5ijzktc2s</link><description>There is a gnawing, almost vacuum-like dread I get from scrolling on bluesky for too long where I&#39;m like &#34;okay yeah so at our most candid we all agree this shit sucks but what do we wanna do&#34; and then inevitably two scrolls later it&#39;s someone reposting Mueller She Wrote and the cycle starts over</description><pubDate>15 Feb 2025 16:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lia5ijzktc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lhm76imy422i</link><description>Finding out that there&#39;s an open source free version of Civ5 that is the exact same complexity as the desktop version and runs locally on Android has been the funniest way I&#39;ve somehow increased my screen time lmao</description><pubDate>07 Feb 2025 18:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhm76imy422i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lh7xpzprt22x</link><description>Dear President Trump: yes my GERD is very painful, but you did NOT need to tariff onions, tomatoes, and peppers to keep  my esophagus safe 🙏🏻 😭</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2025 21:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh7xpzprt22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lh7xhv2rpk2x</link><description>Remembering that the US&#39; no 1 import from Canada is crude oil and that Canadian energy accounts for like 60% of all US oil imports makes it clear just how cooked US SMBs and mid-level enterprises are in the short term due to tariffs; perfect opportunity for increased market consolidation though!!!</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2025 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh7xhv2rpk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lgtbx5c5j22y</link><description>&#34;God&#39;s always on the throne&#34;&#xA;&#xA;Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren&#39;t, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social &#xA;&#xA;How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y&#39;all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles</description><pubDate>28 Jan 2025 20:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtbx5c5j22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lgq67xsmt22x</link><description>One of the unironic best things about BS is that if you wanna post yourself doing something like smoking cigars on here you can just do that without having to call them something insane like &#34;I love my smoky stink logs&#34;</description><pubDate>27 Jan 2025 14:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgq67xsmt22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lgq62naml22x</link><description>It&#39;s hard to even know what to say at this point when every thought I have feels like it&#39;ll be immediately either invalidated or hyper validated within minutes by a headline lmao</description><pubDate>27 Jan 2025 14:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgq62naml22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lgc55e3r622e</link><description>Just a very important reminder that fascists literally do not give a single fuck about how right you are about anything, they construct their worldview first and all facts are filtered through that worldview. So stop trying to be cute and right, and start learning to be scary</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 00:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgc55e3r622e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lg6psk6ebs2x</link><description>&#34;did anyone else wake up at 4am??? It has to mean something!&#34;</description><pubDate>20 Jan 2025 16:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6psk6ebs2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lg4jzbwfns2r</link><description>Joe Biden really deserves to be scorned from Democratic politics forever. What a useless, malignant man he is for letting Trump outmaneuver him at every single turn.</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 19:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4jzbwfns2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lg4fcv4ibk2r</link><description>L. M. A. O.&#xA;&#xA;The #tiktokban might be the Dems&#39; biggest misstep since deciding to bail out wall street</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 17:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tnz7bdw6b3jy6m43ti5uvbdb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4fcv4ibk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/therealcornpop.bsky.social/post/3lg4aghoyjc2i</link><description>Trump just gave it up. 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