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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>You can’t insult me, I’m a Jets fan. &#xA;&#xA;Sarcasm, Soccer, Sports, Travel, Aviation, NYC-area things.&#xA;&#xA;Cartoon by Michael de Adder.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social</link><title>@gaspanicmiller.bsky.social - Human Shrug Emoji</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mzqyfven4s2u</link><description>And just like that, Georgia was RED again…  #RBNY&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/cfb42878805dcb270f51b28683e7455a/d8/70/jk83MGTsc2zPSMN.gif?hh=279&amp;ww=220&amp;mp4=5B7H2nHWZFody1r&amp;webm=X8EHu6a52HLcnzexz</description><pubDate>07 Nov 2026 22:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzqyfven4s2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mzihur4zqk27</link><description>“I drink your milkshake!!!!”</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzihur4zqk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mzihrwkkrc27</link><description>Can someone check w Susan Collins in whether she thinks Donald Trump has learned his lesson yet?</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzihrwkkrc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mzie752omc27</link><description>A penny for the thoughts of Usha Vance tonight…how you feelin’ fam?</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 12:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzie752omc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mzidznrhik27</link><description>Last night was an Ari Gold moment for America. 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This lady had a shorter shelf life than room temperature milk…outlasting a head of lettuce seems like an eternity.</description><pubDate>17 Oct 2026 04:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3my27ibwi4k2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3my26ckhjtc2h</link><description>And they say government can’t solve the really tough problems…😳🤦🏼‍♂️&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Oct 2026 03:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3my26ckhjtc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mxp2jxxghc2g</link><description>“I live my life one quarter zip at a time…”&#xA;&#xA;- If Vin Diesel was from Fairfield County, Connecticut</description><pubDate>12 Oct 2026 17:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxp2jxxghc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mxapf7sxnk24</link><description>That one touch pass from Tillman…#USMNT&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/96/a7/AbGjHYtm.gif?hh=219&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=OpfudypLkl4kpkrXuh6&amp;webm=6XaJZ5rOUemS</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2026 00:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxapf7sxnk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mx2xvsfgsc2m</link><description>Jets got an INT…The last Jets interception was during the Biden administration.</description><pubDate>04 Oct 2026 17:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2xvsfgsc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mvtmcqtfts2t</link><description>Nice Derby win for #RBNY and we even got a celebrating @markfishkin.bsky.social on Apple TV after the goal 😁.&#xA;&#xA;New York…is Red.&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/fd/0f/Q4R3NlTU.gif?hh=290&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=07a2SONKMofFgPBbJh3&amp;webm=O6Bdp4CgPbYG4Ix</description><pubDate>19 Sep 2026 02:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtmcqtfts2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mvenmmtgj22y</link><description>don’t worry, Ohio State fans, you have either the Cleveland Browns or the Cincinnati Bengals to root for tomorrow…</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 03:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvenmmtgj22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mub4jz4rm227</link><description>Are we “so sick of winning” yet, or….?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 00:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub4jz4rm227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mub3nixkw227</link><description>Ethan Horvath cannot remotely be serious with that effort. Shambolic. &#xA;&#xA;Go and get the ball, man. #RBNY</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 00:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub3nixkw227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mti5n466uk2m</link><description>Kudos to @markfishkin.bsky.social for calling that one. 👏🏻👏🏻&#xA;&#xA;🤦🏼‍♂️&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 02:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti5n466uk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mt7db5h3ys25</link><description>Inevitable creep of NFL football later and later into the calendar of February was all fun and games until this relationship apocalypse hits in 2027: the Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day.&#xA;&#xA;Yikes, man. &#xA;&#xA;Yikes. &#xA;&#xA;A lot of “Situationships“ are gonna end with “but it’s the Super Bowl…”</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 13:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7db5h3ys25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3msldi3ompk2n</link><description>My only advice in love is find someone who looks at you the way google chrome looks at re-launching all your freaking tabs right in the middle of you doing something important.</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 14:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3msldi3ompk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3ms324b6tuc2b</link><description>Death ✅&#xA;&#xA;Taxes ✅&#xA;&#xA;RedBull players not old enough to shave scoring against Orlando ✅&#xA;&#xA;🤷🏻‍♂️&#xA;&#xA;Truly a league for the Sickos.</description><pubDate>02 Aug 2026 03:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms324b6tuc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mr4h7hutvs2e</link><description>There are some Seattle MLS &amp; USA soccer fans who just caught a combined 9–2 drubbing to the face in consecutive home games against Belgium and the Portland Timbers in back-to-back weeks and I just hope somehow that their boss knew this and gave them the day off last Friday. &#xA;&#xA;Hang in there, fam. ✊🏻</description><pubDate>20 Jul 2026 23:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4h7hutvs2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mqzsfpeyw22e</link><description>And now…MetLife stadium can look forward to Jets &amp; Giants football…&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/935d7ab9d8c6202580a668421940ec81/5f/c7/jKIlgTmn.gif?hh=480&amp;ww=360&amp;mp4=QD0YVQx4&amp;webm=pskGrNT62PvsFKcmv</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 22:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:tri74ynelpvftb2hmm6o7su5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzsfpeyw22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/gaspanicmiller.bsky.social/post/3mqz4o3isqs24</link><description>I just want to pause a minute before the World Cup final to note how ridiculously lucky Metlife Stadium gets w/the weather for big events. 82 &amp; sunny with a slight breeze. 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