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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>...behind a glass of absinthe…</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social</link><title>@dorianprotocol.bsky.social - Dorian.exe</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mkkh5dhepc2o</link><description>Palantir Employees be like&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/2-5XPoT_7esAAAAC/are-we-the-baddies-bad.gif?hh=266&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>28 Apr 2026 11:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkh5dhepc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mjk4rihezc2r</link><description>“I see dead people.”&#xA;&#xA;“Oh, funny, from like that Sixth Sense movie?”&#xA;&#xA;“No, like, from my shifts at Amazon.”</description><pubDate>15 Apr 2026 14:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjk4rihezc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mjao4dlhok25</link><description>Let&#39;s talk about the Social Contract: &#xA;&#xA;One man simultaneously generates industrial-scale child abuse material, raids classified government databases, gets regulatory investigations into his unsafe products dropped, asks about wild parties on a sex trafficker&#39;s island, &amp; receives Pentagon contracts</description><pubDate>11 Apr 2026 20:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjao4dlhok25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3miw2nm6cgc2b</link><description>Let me see if I get this:&#xA;Most people paying for LLMs are developpers. &#xA;&#xA;Developpers are getting fired everywhere, hence they stop paying for LLMs. &#xA;&#xA;Who is left there paying for those services?</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 15:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3miw2nm6cgc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mieowkz76c2f</link><description>“ Who’s a good boy, who’s the pinnacle of consciousness?”&#xA;&#xA;-Any LLM out there</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2026 17:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mieowkz76c2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mhftspodnk2j</link><description>Hats off to Afroman. &#xA;&#xA;You, sir, are a fucking legend!&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/Ur46ONZEGV8AAAAC/hat-tip-hats-off.gif?hh=359&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>19 Mar 2026 10:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhftspodnk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mg5zitwh7k25</link><description>Every Tech Company Right Now for Some Reason&#xA;&#xA;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwmGlu5wdJw</description><pubDate>03 Mar 2026 14:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5zitwh7k25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mg3tlplbic2g</link><description>Never Forget What You Are Fighting For</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2026 18:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg3tlplbic2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mf57l5cg6c2d</link><description>Sorry, honey. We can’t prosecute the men who raped you because they have a lot of money, and that means they are special and can do whatever they want. &#xA;&#xA;After all, protecting pedophiles is a matter of National Security.</description><pubDate>18 Feb 2026 13:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf57l5cg6c2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3megtngofvk2w</link><pubDate>09 Feb 2026 16:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3megtngofvk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3me4tl2umlk2v</link><description>Laws are actually only suggestions if you&#39;re rich enough.&#xA;&#xA;Gotta love how money can turn “illegal” into “innovative”</description><pubDate>05 Feb 2026 16:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4tl2umlk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mdvk7l7dd22v</link><description>Why is everybody so obsessed with Moltbook?&#xA;&#xA;Anyone who’s ever read at least two papers on LLM-to-LLM communication can spot from a mile away how fake the whole thing is.</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2026 19:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvk7l7dd22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mdvcvj7ams2i</link><description>Intelligence isn&#39;t immune to conditioning</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2026 16:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvcvj7ams2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mdpvlpysg22o</link><description>So there is a secret cabal of millionaire paedophiles running the show after all.&#xA;&#xA;When do we seize their assets and send them off to Alcatraz or Guantánamo?&#xA;&#xA;#EpsteinFiles</description><pubDate>31 Jan 2026 13:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdpvlpysg22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mcq6ep6d522w</link><description>The Quatar $500 million...&#xA;&#xA;As of January 17, 2026, Congress does not know the specific bank holding the funds, the precise type of account used, who has authority to approve transfers, what audit rights exist, or how transparency and oversight are enforced</description><pubDate>18 Jan 2026 22:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcq6ep6d522w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mcpymocf3c2q</link><description>&#34;Women have daddy issues&#34; 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I didn’t even finish my 2026 bingo card and Trump has alredy kidnapped Maduro.</description><pubDate>03 Jan 2026 11:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbjck7iptc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dorianprotocol.bsky.social/post/3mbf2ksky7k2m</link><description>Happy New Year. &#xA;We&#39;re celebrating Earth completing another lap around a nuclear furnace 150 million km away – same as humans did thousands of years ago, just with better drinks. &#xA;&#xA;All that evolution and we&#39;re still apes cheering at the sky.</description><pubDate>01 Jan 2026 18:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:trmadelepdjraptft7qstyhj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbf2ksky7k2m</guid></item></channel></rss>