I can’t even know what to say. Actor, writer, comedian, whateva!https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lzmmcc7ua223I found this in my notes. Is this anything?24 Sep 2025 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzmmcc7ua223https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lyvq6dhufk2aThere are no Black women on SNL and I hate that for us 🥲 https://open.substack.com/pub/paigeelson/p/there-are-no-black-women-on-snl?r=ae7k1&utm_medium=ios15 Sep 2025 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyvq6dhufk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lyv66s3pw226“I heard it through the grapevine” he said as he drove from LA to NorCal, gossiping in the car ✨✨✨15 Sep 2025 15:55 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyv66s3pw226https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ltkcu36rws22Anointed Greens and The Culture is TONIGHT at 7:30pm at The Elysian Theater! July’s theme is Summer Hits with improv from Homegirls in Outerspace, stand up by Rochée Jeffrey, music by Shah Infinite, sketch from us, and an interview from Yazmin Monet Watkins 🥬🥬🥬 https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anointedgreens070909 Jul 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltkcu36rws22https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lselm3ebqk2jI am ending my Duolingo streak. I will no longer be held by the shackles of that owl. I am freeing myself! I am not my Duolingo grade!! Rest is resistance!!!24 Jun 2025 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lselm3ebqk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lqlt7d5dhs2wThat ozempic commercial used This is America. Now I’m seeing an eczema medicine commercial use Real Love. Whats going on? Leave hip hop and R&B alone 😭02 Jun 2025 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqlt7d5dhs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lpkhcme4sk24Today’s substack—reflecting on the humor in the Cowboy Carter concert visuals 😍 and the idea that Beyoncé is “unrelatable” https://open.substack.com/pub/paigeelson/p/beyonce-actually-is-relatable-and?r=ae7k1&utm_medium=ios19 May 2025 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpkhcme4sk24https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lpi572odm22gI like to subtly tell my boyfriend what I want by sending him a direct link to exactly what I want. I don’t say anything tho, just drop a link, and that’s why it’s subtle 😊18 May 2025 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpi572odm22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lpcgcghs7k2pAnytime I’m trying to meditate and focus on my breathing and “empty my mind” I can’t help but think of SpongeBob clearing his mind of everything except fine dining and breathing 😭16 May 2025 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpcgcghs7k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lp2wiggyyc2oI’m like a new woman when I wake up early. She’s productive, she’s positive, she’s less stressed, she’s healthy, she’s pampered. Who is she? A bitch that woke up at 6am 😎13 May 2025 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2wiggyyc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lozgweypzs2dShowtime in just two days 😍. So excited for our Mother themed variety show combining sketch, stand up, and vogue💃🏽. Come party with us Wednesday 5/14 at 7:30pm and enjoy a burger pop up afterwards with Hap’s Burgers 🥳 https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anointedgreens051413 May 2025 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lozgweypzs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3loyrdasxbs2oTalking all about my love for Ballroom and how it served as a source of inspiration for my sketch team’s show this Wednesday! Category is: Mother 😉 https://open.substack.com/pub/paigeelson/p/mothers-day-and-my-love-for-ballroom?r=ae7k1&utm_medium=ios12 May 2025 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3loyrdasxbs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lownyawdnc2jI hate that I used to give tours at Paramount cuz now anytime I see a movie that was filmed on the lot, I reactively shout “that’s Paramount!” I’m annoyed with myself.11 May 2025 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lownyawdnc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lopfk42ngk2gNext Wednesday my sketch team Anointed Greens is putting on a variety show featuring stand up from Dylan Adler and Bri Giger, and a special Vogue performance from Thee Kiki House of FUBU! I can’t waaaiit 😍. Get ur tickets bebe 5/14 at 7:30pm at The Elysian https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anointedgreens051409 May 2025 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lopfk42ngk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3loi4hfjqwk2sHeard someone say The Studio is like The Bear but for the film industry. I’m so sorry, is this how restaurant workers and chefs felt watching The Bear? I have new perspective now lol. Sooo good and soooo triggering 😭😂. The way I yell at my TV.06 May 2025 05:08 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3loi4hfjqwk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lmxmcmy7sc2vThere’s too many ppl on tv who wear their shoes on the bed16 Apr 2025 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxmcmy7sc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lmsqftskek2yI, of course, had to post about the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite albums 😍. Taking a little walk down memory lane, my lamb journey, and how it’s been cathartic as an adult to hear these songs in the club and to see her Celebration of Mimi concert ✨❤️🥳 https://open.substack.com/pub/paigeelson/p/happy-20th-anniversary-to-the-emancipation?r=ae7k1&utm_medium=ios14 Apr 2025 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmsqftskek2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3llzypaw7rs22I’m somehow always scrambling to do my Duolingo right before a concert. They got me bad.05 Apr 2025 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3llzypaw7rs22https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3llu4w36ftk2oEvery week is a great time to celebrate Diva Week 😉. Discussing my favorite moments in honor of Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey’s anniversaries/birthdays ✨❤️✨ https://open.substack.com/pub/paigeelson/p/did-you-celebrate-diva-week?r=ae7k1&utm_medium=ios02 Apr 2025 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3llu4w36ftk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lljyaqj7w227Y’all get dopamine from social media, I get dopamine from zero unread emails in my inbox. We are not the same 🙂‍↔️29 Mar 2025 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lljyaqj7w227https://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lksxjwltts2dStill thinking about Sam Rockwell’s monologue from The White Lotus20 Mar 2025 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lksxjwltts2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ljtoxaljk22dWatching Dandadan and feeling thankful I can’t see ghosts. I would not be able to handle that shit.08 Mar 2025 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljtoxaljk22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ljsla4umn22dBeen loving watching shows with a weekly release again. Took some getting used to again cuz I wanted more immediately, but it’s really been giving me something to look forward to every week. A midweek dopamine boost. Abbott, Invincible, Severance, and White Lotus are my current weekly buddies ✨❤️07 Mar 2025 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsla4umn22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ljnzwoey3c2gSuper excited for our new variety show and this lineup 😍 this month’s theme is Spring Break and you won’t wanna miss it! 🏖️ https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anointedgreens031205 Mar 2025 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnzwoey3c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ljj4e5twjs2cToday’s substack inspired by a Diahann Carroll interview I recently watched where she was essentially told she couldn’t be as big of a star she was meant to be because she’s Black. A sentiment that I think still rings true for many. https://open.substack.com/pub/paigeelson/p/do-you-realize-what-it-would-take?r=ae7k1&utm_medium=ios03 Mar 2025 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljj4e5twjs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ljervr7ivc2zTrains are much more romantic than airplanes. Bring back chasing your love down through a train station over the raggedy ass airport!02 Mar 2025 06:15 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljervr7ivc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3ljeenciqm22nAfter about a month or two of my car aux cord not working, it miraculously started working today. THERE CAN BE MIRACLES, WHEN U BELIEVE 😭🙌02 Mar 2025 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljeenciqm22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lj4gm6hmis2kMade my own rose water. Guess I’m a pioneer woman now https://media.tenor.com/J1G3nfj3tFYAAAAC/debby-ryan-fix-hair.gif?hh=498&ww=49826 Feb 2025 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj4gm6hmis2khttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lj3syvji4k2i*me with 3 nieces under 5. who is even born after 2010? That sounds fake.26 Feb 2025 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3syvji4k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/paigeelson.bsky.social/post/3lj2ejbgp5s23Come thru tonight! https://ucbcomedy.com/show/fubu-a-black-ucb-all-stars-variety-hour-live-and-livestreamed/26 Feb 2025 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:tv7vsrx7pg7z53kscz472xae/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2ejbgp5s23