Boosemaster General. Big ol’ goober. Pineapple belongs on pizza. Trans rights are human rights. He/him Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts. I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mz6p4w2m6k25“ThAtS tHe WrOnG HoLiDaY!” I can assure you, it is not.31 Oct 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6p4w2m6k25https://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mz52skorrc25 [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Oct 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz52skorrc25https://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mz2ov2ww2s24Antonio Banderas and Robert Englund IN A Nightmare on El Mariachi Street30 Oct 2026 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2ov2ww2s24https://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mz23zhtmzk2sPour one out and crank it up… https://youtu.be/nolpET4mgiI?is=ENZJP5KvQmePiz0H29 Oct 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz23zhtmzk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mz23x3qecs2sI have never been a Star Trek person, but as a lifelong X-Men kid, Patrick Stewart was my Professor X. Calm, compassionate, a steadfast ally to those in need. Qualities I always aspired to. I… shit… I honestly thought he’d be around a lot longer.29 Oct 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz23x3qecs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myzeg45gl22yThis is the same jagoff who tried a hostile takeover of Disney a few years ago https://apnews.com/article/wendys-peltz-trian-buyout-8f9ab7443eee801608c8058e4a77e86229 Oct 2026 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzeg45gl22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myz6nenli22yCongratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers, but also to the Red Letter Media boys, whose next video is sure to be the most blackout drunk thing ever to hit the internet29 Oct 2026 11:40 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myz6nenli22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myxnyexv6s2qGiving myself a pass on Phantom Menace cuz I was 12 at the time, but the moment Attack of the Clones dropped, my entire social circle in high school knew it was hot garbage. That was truly the summer the shine came off the apple. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxnyexv6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myu76qoq6k2xYa wanna hear me talk with a mouth full of candy corn for a solid minute and change? Have I got the podcast for you! [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myu76qoq6k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mysoaceoi222The Addams Family movie takes place in 1991. Uncle Fester reappears after 25 years, meaning he went missing in 1966 (the year the original series ended). If it took place today, Uncle Fester would have gone missing right after 9/11 https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/c8/e1/n0hpWkHwuHiPq.gif?hh=224&ww=400&mp4=Y7hJuVQvk9x6t&webm=gWKOR7xygsFDkJGvH26 Oct 2026 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysoaceoi222https://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mypmrcujpk2zTired: Going to the west coast for In N Out Burger Wired: Going to the west coast for Claim Jumper [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Oct 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypmrcujpk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mynkewa6ss2iThe city police commissioner is irritated by one busybody cop who’s too good at his job, so they send him to a village upstate where a bunch of murders start happening24 Oct 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynkewa6ss2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mylimin6t22xWicker is a movie about how cool it is having a neurodivergent partner who just genuinely likes you, and how much that eats away at people whose own partners are boring as shit.24 Oct 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylimin6t22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myklo2zu6s2tQuickly realizing my halloween costume options are running slim right now. Unless I'm willing to shave my beard, I'm pretty much stuck going as this fuckin guy23 Oct 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myklo2zu6s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mykdgebbec2xHOW NOW, GAS MAN? [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Oct 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykdgebbec2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myiqu2ddj22dIs this the musical I’ve seen the most live performances of in my life? Probably, yes.22 Oct 2026 22:51 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myiqu2ddj22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myilsfutpk2dDead or Alive, You’re Coming with Me, Charlie Brown [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2026 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myilsfutpk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myhww2etvs2fThis seems... bad. Like 'existential crisis' bad. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhww2etvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myhsew6cuk2gLocal morning zoo radio makes me want to swerve into oncoming traffic. (But what else is new?) GIRL: Let’s talk Halloween candy! Here’s a ranking of the top ten based on sales. So what’s your favorite? GUY: I actually don’t like candy. GIRL: …22 Oct 2026 13:46 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhsew6cuk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3mygo5ztens2vBabe wake up! New Piggly Wiggly just dropped! [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2026 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mygo5ztens2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordialwombat.bsky.social/post/3myg3b6ck2s2pHad to physically buy a ticket at the counter cuz apparently the entire Regal Cinemas network was down today. But it led to a fun exchange where I said, "One for The Devils, please", and the cashier looked at my Disney Stitch hoodie and just point blank asked "Uhh... are you sure?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:tvsxu4mgitm7hvap65o7q2wa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myg3b6ck2s2p