Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES! https://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvd6eif7vs2zEvery news media platform should have the same headline today, that the president made his audience PLEDGE to commit election fraud. He made them PLEDGE, to HIM, that they would cheat in the election. Know how many major media platforms are running that as their top headline? None. Fucking none.12 Sep 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd6eif7vs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvd5oodbhc2zIf one time, ONE SINGLE TIME, the press corps all just turned their backs and walked away from him. Now imagine if as a group they REFUSED to appear before him until he made agreements to moderate his behavior. He'd be broken. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd5oodbhc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvd5k5ypj22zThe Pentagon knew they were coming. It was on international news. We sold these weapons to them, and then we stood by and let them fall directly into terrorist hands as the obvious blowback outcome of our actions in Iran. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd5k5ypj22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvd4okvse22zOn the 2nd day of his mid term convention, Donold Trump led his followers in pledging. PLEDGING, to commit election fraud. He also referred to himself as the greatest president in American history, so he's publicly saying he's better than Washington and Lincoln.12 Sep 2026 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd4okvse22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvd452ksec2zI call this photo "Trump, on a 2 day state visit to Ireland, seen here squatting like a catastrophically bored, obese toad, moments away from public slumber, possibly pooping himself."12 Sep 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd452ksec2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvbaoswgp22zWe are so fucked. The world is so fucked. We don't have any leadership left at the pentagon who could navigate this, we may or may not have sufficient munitions, who knows? I fan other shipping lane gets shut down, how will that not drag every oil country into this war? [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbaoswgp22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvb426itls2aWhaddaya think? Still dead?11 Sep 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb426itls2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvb3w3keuk2aBEHOLD!! The superior genetics of THE MASTER RACE!!!11 Sep 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb3w3keuk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mvahdkdl5c2cWatch this. Share this. Every time the number of views goes up is a middle finger to MAGA. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvahdkdl5c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv6sdqkrt22dYa know, saying you'd give away 5 grand to every US citizen when it's widely understood that you feel all of the money in the US Treasury is yours and you've never given so a nickel of your own money to anybody who was going to repay you physically... probably the most pathetic thing it's ever done.10 Sep 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6sdqkrt22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv6rpdniuc2dWhat color hair did it wear to the mid-term convention?10 Sep 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6rpdniuc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv6ob4silc2cOK, I know, I know, but just look at this for a second. You'll feel better. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ob4silc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv6fjdim422rhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/jimmy-kimmel-james-talarico-interview-fcc-brendan-carr-1236696255/ It is SO important that every human on earth watch Kimmel's interview with Talarico on YouTube when it becomes available, because the more views it gets, the more ketchup Trump is gonna throw, and that kind of exercise can be taxing for an 80 year old.10 Sep 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6fjdim422rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv6ek4a33c2rAmerica never had a better friend than Canada, and it never had a worse enemy than Donald Trump.10 Sep 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ek4a33c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv6dxvy2hs2rFor everyone arguing Trump can't afford to write everyone $5000 checks, He'll fund them with the savings from all the other checks her said he was going to write everyone, but didn't. For that matter, when he doesn't write these checks, he's going to save roughly 1.3 trillion! Argue with that!!10 Sep 2026 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6dxvy2hs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv64dgadq22wSo it's OK for Trump to offer a bribe for people to vote for him because while paying it would be illegal, everyone knows he's totally lying about giving anybody money whatever the outcome of the mid terms.10 Sep 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv64dgadq22whttps://bsky.app/profile/mxburbank.bsky.social/post/3mv4aua252c2jReally looking forward to night #1 of "Trump-Is-A-Looza" tonight.09 Sep 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:txmnvx2mjrakiuhgbeovoraf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4aua252c2j