👽🤝🦋🤝🐸 My first stand-up special Butterfly Pavilion is coming soon. bennyfeld.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtk2boesds2lPeople went to the movies back in the day and thought the train was going to come right out of the screen at them. Nothing has changed. Nowadays people go to the movies and think they are just like the quippy superheroes20 Aug 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk2boesds2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtk226jkwc2pSome people believe in a clockmaker god. I believe in a haberdasher god. I think the universe is a well made hat20 Aug 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk226jkwc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtjy4sf5lc2sWomen love to maintain the PH balance of their pussy like a terrarium . It’s perfectly balanced and cum will throw it off like aphids20 Aug 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjy4sf5lc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtjti6xtok25You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. You catch even more flies with a sexy fly decoy in a busty red sequin dress20 Aug 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjti6xtok25https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mti63metis23If Mark Wahlberg was on that plane, it wouldn’t have gone down like it did. Now, given that swapping in a celebrity changes the outcome, we must surmise that there is a celebrity who leads to the worst possible result. Swapping in a star who not only lets them reach the target, but a bigger one even20 Aug 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti63metis23https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mti5hu72xk23The military personal involved in Abu Ghraib should just invent a new viral ice cream flavor so they become more known for that20 Aug 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti5hu72xk23https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mthulzbtnc2eOh yeah man I saw your Substack about your observations on culture. I didn’t read the whole thing though, sorry. I have a hard time reading for more than a few minutes when the content sucks19 Aug 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthulzbtnc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mthuksblck2eA lot of barbershops perform different sorts of heightened masculinity so it’s not Gay they are touching you. The metrosexual woodsman. The 1920s mustachioed boxer. The graffiti hair tagger. The “I’m the Sopranos.” Not sure what the vibe is in Black barbershops respectfully19 Aug 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthuksblck2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtfmol7ik22zbro just carve a great spear of rhetoric that will pierce the heart of culture19 Aug 2026 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfmol7ik22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtfllgffyk2sI wonder if my mom uses close friends on ig and I'm just not in there19 Aug 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfllgffyk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtcrfb6kv225Fraternal Irish twins and they're born three years apart17 Aug 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcrfb6kv225https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtcqg4w43c2gThe mystery team crying, trying to solve the mystery of who left Scooby in the hot van with the windows up17 Aug 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcqg4w43c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtcq75c3vc26vague post17 Aug 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcq75c3vc26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtcpzs3u6k26People worry about radioactive fallout mutating the animals. I was gonna do that to them anyway17 Aug 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcpzs3u6k26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtcmqa6dyk2qI’d be interested to see the defense industry’s earnings broken down by guns vs. shields17 Aug 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcmqa6dyk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtcj7eunf22fNeed etymology nerd to explain why bodega guy calls you boss17 Aug 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcj7eunf22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtanzlkcis2pDid your cat come hairless or did you do that to them17 Aug 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtanzlkcis2phttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mt7o2knqes27Hey man, sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to come tonight. Luckily, I’ll be sending my alter ego, Party Benny, in my stead16 Aug 2026 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7o2knqes27https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mt3dzwvpic2sPeople always make the mistake of selling their soul when they are down and out of their luck . You should sell your soul when you’re already crushing it . Higher soul value14 Aug 2026 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3dzwvpic2shttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mt3dt2qgbc2bRudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials14 Aug 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3dt2qgbc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mt2qvgj3rk2eOne good thing about Tourette's is I get to cuss without sin14 Aug 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2qvgj3rk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msymnv44lk2cNightmare Oil13 Aug 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msymnv44lk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msxuqin3jk2tThe Algorithm called! It said pretty much what you'd want to hear13 Aug 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxuqin3jk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msw3tfsjqk2rSome people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice12 Aug 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msw3tfsjqk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msw2w4ojjs2bYou know you’re low on money when you’re googling Ways to Level Up your Rice12 Aug 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msw2w4ojjs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msvybqhi5c2pSkyler's Offensiveness Value Theory12 Aug 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvybqhi5c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msvvb2hyv22eWe should domesticate wolves again and see if it makes a new type of thing. An even better friend12 Aug 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvvb2hyv22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msvuup6mmc2eBirds inspired airplanes. But not flightless birds. Those inspired cars12 Aug 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvuup6mmc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3msvup4hc2k2eThe Zoo sometimes has peacocks walking around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that12 Aug 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvup4hc2k2e