👽🤝🦋🤝🐸 bennyfeld.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlctd6s4z22iNew Orleans is next !08 May 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlctd6s4z22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlctcsu4fk2iNice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though08 May 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlctcsu4fk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3ml35ugkeps2fThe same way we have massive undersea cables that connect everyone to the internet, we should have massive undersea pipelines that connect all the world’s sewage into one big poop network05 May 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml35ugkeps2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkydwwio4c26Billions of years ago, Mother Earth and Father Time had a child - Life. (Freeze frame, record scratch) But now, they just had their second child. Introducing Paul! He's a fast wet rock03 May 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydwwio4c26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkydj74mac2fThe volcanos in New Zealand are grass elemental03 May 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydj74mac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkydfjtass2rI am currently in New Zealand to do the comedy festival. New Zealand is on the bottom of the world, so in order for their trees to grow upwards, it seems they have to go sideways and around03 May 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydfjtass2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkkvozs7t22jAliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar28 Apr 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvozs7t22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkkvo7lsps2jMr. Beast: You have to live in this box for 100 days - Me: Deal Mr. Beast: and every day you live there I’ll pay you 10,000 dollars Me: No Deal Mr. Beast: what Me: Let’s not ruin the purity of a game with money. Would you pay a friend 10,000 dollars for every move in chess28 Apr 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvo7lsps2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkkvnnw55s2jNo parent should have to watch their child go bald28 Apr 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvnnw55s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkkvhj56a22vI'm making an Adapter Toupee that balding folks can wear that lets us to do the Avatar Na'vi hair connection28 Apr 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvhj56a22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjwpeuwizs2qI threw my clock at the wall and it shattered everywhere into a thousand bits and pieces. But hey, you know what they say, a broken clock is right twice at day20 Apr 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwpeuwizs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjwpar3dec2qYou should be able to do friendly fire in chess. This pawn is in the goddamn way of my master plan20 Apr 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwpar3dec2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjrzis74z22xThe Dow Jones moved on the Z-index for the first time18 Apr 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrzis74z22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3miwq6m4aec2vWerner Herzog talking about Crazy Frog07 Apr 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwq6m4aec2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mirxdbget22ta rain scented candle is fire doing a racist impression of water05 Apr 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirxdbget22thttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mirxczzcv22tAlright pal. That does it. Now you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy05 Apr 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirxczzcv22thttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mirxcogioc2tThat’s weird. I could have sworn it went back and forth between Berenstein Bears and Berenstain Bears rapidly every time you checked05 Apr 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirxcogioc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mia6h2hdas2jHey man, excuse me, is this the line to kiss the bride?29 Mar 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia6h2hdas2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mia64665qk2jErnest Hemmingway if he never got famous: Write Drunk, Edit Drunk29 Mar 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia64665qk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mia5tnnk6c2jTwo paths diverged in the woods. and I was like, ooo what's this woods about29 Mar 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia5tnnk6c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mia5qeix6k2jMartial arts movies show early on that the characters have hands. Once you see hands on screen, you know they will definitely be used to fight. This is called "Chekov's Hands"29 Mar 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia5qeix6k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mia5mszrw22jWhat if a cop tasered a guy, but it hits him perfectly in his skull in a way that gives him electroshock therapy, so now he is cured of his criminal ways29 Mar 2026 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia5mszrw22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mia5k4cegs2jWhat happens to a dream deferred? Does it shrivel up, like an object under my patented shrivel ray29 Mar 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia5k4cegs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi7h3hkfk22xPeople always talk about how popsicles barely look like the characters, but they don't even taste like them at all29 Mar 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7h3hkfk22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi7gdz5s7s2xIf I had an alien suspended in goo in a big tank, I would decorate it with rainbow gravel and little plastic spaceships29 Mar 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7gdz5s7s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi626kjt222iSet lasers to stun to death29 Mar 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi626kjt222ihttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi5ma6y7l22qhorror movie where the bad guy is a metaphor for getting stabbed28 Mar 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5ma6y7l22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi56ap4hms2bKids these days get their whole personality from the phone. Back in my day we got it from the tv28 Mar 2026 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi56ap4hms2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi56abhbfc2bEmbroidery is 2D origami . Folding a line28 Mar 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi56abhbfc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mi33fo7wlk2cBeauty and Morality27 Mar 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi33fo7wlk2c