👽🤝🦋🤝🐸 bennyfeld.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mrdajc5sec2nMandella effect? I Thought dumbledoore was straight and liked pussy23 Jul 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdajc5sec2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mrdabrjk5s2fHey yes, can I please get a plate of lunch? And does that come with a side of dinner? Amazing, thank you so much. Wait, that doesn't come with any breakfast in it does it? No, okay great, thank you so much23 Jul 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdabrjk5s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mrd7u3f2v22xIt’s so stupid that paint can ruin brushes. That’s be like if poop could ruin poop tools23 Jul 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd7u3f2v22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mrd7tocu322x(Giving politician a softball interview ) Do you disavow the . The (waving like I’m trying to remember ) whatever the current boogeyman is23 Jul 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd7tocu322xhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mrd7snzvf22xOne of my favorite things to do with my darting watchful eyes is to determine who among you is being moral23 Jul 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd7snzvf22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mqmer3j5fc2pPeople often wonder Are we more like our chimp cousins, aggressive and war like? Or are we more like our bonobo cousins, peaceful and loving? But we tend not to wonder if we are more like our orangutan cousins, who have cousin cousin vibes14 Jul 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmer3j5fc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mqctre23422sIf slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit10 Jul 2026 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqctre23422shttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mpykau5tgs2tThe Steampunk Hat06 Jul 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpykau5tgs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mpoktqmf222rThe stage will be decorated with hanging wooden butterflies that were painted by my friends and family [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpoktqmf222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mov7pnimnk22I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid because my conservative parents could tell Dumbledoore would eventually be revealed as gay. “They’re going to eventually give him queer coded behaviors retroactively, like in the spin off prequels” they would say, shaking their heads22 Jun 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mov7pnimnk22https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3monwzkzypc27Filming my special in less than a month!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3monwzkzypc27https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mo4sgwc7ss25It’s just a joke dude12 Jun 2026 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4sgwc7ss25https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mo43lmge6s2byuuuuup12 Jun 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo43lmge6s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mo43j2zolc2bI don’t really know the difference between pro biotic and pre biotic . But this soda trusts that I do. And to be trusted by soda? That’s the warm home of family to a guy like me12 Jun 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo43j2zolc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mo43iflvbc2b(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart) Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others (Turn to Pete) Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time12 Jun 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo43iflvbc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mnfqsovrdk2zI like that imitation crab is still just blended fish lol. Like it’s not a vegan alternative. Imagine if tofurkey was just chicken with food coloring03 Jun 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfqsovrdk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mndihwgjjc26Some relatable jokes02 Jun 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndihwgjjc26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mnarrmutnk2zTitle art for da special. Done in watercolor by my friend Eileen who is @ soupywoman on IG .01 Jun 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnarrmutnk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mnak67d4ps2zButterfly Pavilion - Special Taping 👽🦋01 Jun 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnak67d4ps2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mmfsgikxfs26Nominative Determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby, depending on how their life plays out22 May 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfsgikxfs26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mmfsgdbtcc26The zoo should have one big enclosure in the middle where all the animals can mingle22 May 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfsgdbtcc26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mmfsflva7s26Glue Sommelier: Some glues are more for eating, some are more for huffing, but I think you’ll find our rubber cement to be quite versatile22 May 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfsflva7s26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlctd6s4z22iNew Orleans is next !08 May 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlctd6s4z22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlctcsu4fk2iNice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though08 May 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlctcsu4fk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3ml35ugkeps2fThe same way we have massive undersea cables that connect everyone to the internet, we should have massive undersea pipelines that connect all the world’s sewage into one big poop network05 May 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml35ugkeps2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkydwwio4c26Billions of years ago, Mother Earth and Father Time had a child - Life. (Freeze frame, record scratch) But now, they just had their second child. Introducing Paul! He's a fast wet rock03 May 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydwwio4c26https://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkydj74mac2fThe volcanos in New Zealand are grass elemental03 May 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydj74mac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkydfjtass2rI am currently in New Zealand to do the comedy festival. New Zealand is on the bottom of the world, so in order for their trees to grow upwards, it seems they have to go sideways and around03 May 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydfjtass2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/feldfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkkvozs7t22jAliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar28 Apr 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:txpg2arbllcacutpvaec2lk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvozs7t22j