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We&#39;re so close 🎉</description><pubDate>21 Nov 2024 13:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhjsi7vr222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lbfglccy3k27</link><description>Our jail was cyber attacked...? And their whole computer system is down... So to visit our clients, we have to walk through every floor and search for them......lmfao</description><pubDate>20 Nov 2024 17:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfglccy3k27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lbcnsrpg7c23</link><description>And they say global warming isn&#39;t real</description><pubDate>19 Nov 2024 14:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcnsrpg7c23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lba7ehsmt22r</link><description>Stop adding celery. Nothing was ever made better by adding celery.</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 15:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lba7ehsmt22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lba4wczg6k2c</link><description>They moved video arraignments out of my courtroom this morning 🙏&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/onclGbOZ2SAAAAAC/can-i-get-a-hell-yeah-hell-yeah.gif?hh=280&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 14:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lba4wczg6k2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lb757jilkk2b</link><description>Sometimes when people ask if my Skyrim tattoo is Hebrew or Arabic, I say yes and make something up</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 05:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb757jilkk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lb72s3lybk2b</link><description>He&#39;s holding that empty fry thing like it&#39;s a Grammy&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 04:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb72s3lybk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lb72mp2qlk2b</link><description>What ever happened to that law student who went on Fox News lol</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 04:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb72mp2qlk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lb6dl2mgic2y</link><description>Not sure I&#39;ve ever dreaded the incoming hometown Thanksgiving convos as much as this year</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6dl2mgic2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3lazdavb5722v</link><description>Happy Friday, new platform 💕</description><pubDate>15 Nov 2024 21:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:txzfep4o3hlphp3fpgmu3qh6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazdavb5722v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/am-yers.bsky.social/post/3laz6ibkecc2c</link><description>I knew there must&#39;ve been a gun in the car&#39;s middle compartment cuz he was smoking a cig, and it sorta looked like a blunt as he passed me going 67 MPH. Which was also RAS since that&#39;s 3 miles under. Who does that at 1pm with no traffic? 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