editor + writer (for hire). New Yorker in Berlin. www.biettetimmons.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3ml6je6p5lc2cim (slightly) sorry to be a brat about this on main but if you're gonna make me make an account to read one single article, you gotta let me read that article!! @heatmap.news06 May 2026 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6je6p5lc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3ml6c5dv3wc2rholy shit [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 08:34 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6c5dv3wc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkzqdl5k4k2nmeanwhile he paid $10 million to co-sponsor the Met Gala so his tacky wife could buy her way into the good graces of high fashion [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzqdl5k4k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkunil7sjs2qI’m in @foreignpolicy.com this weekend, writing about a new book debunking everyone’s favorite Guinness Book of World Records myth: https://foreignpolicy.com/2026/05/01/blood-countess-shelley-puhak-review-historical-record/02 May 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkunil7sjs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mktgnqzoqs2ccollege newspapers forever [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktgnqzoqs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mks7irbur22jreading about a guy who got kicked out of the Air Force in the 1970s for having "a mixed personality disorder with anti-social themes and hysterical features.” things were crazy 50 years ago.01 May 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mks7irbur22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkqbiwiuls2ci love the emmy-award winning television show "Hacks."30 Apr 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqbiwiuls2chttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mdvfink44s2jmedia friends: I'm looking for some new work to supplement the excellent roster of outlets I edit for on a regular basis (Jezebel, Foreign Policy, IPQ). Do you need a cover for an editor on leave, a fact-checker, a morning newsletter writer? I can do it all—and more! Please be in touch :)02 Feb 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvfink44s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkmy7hkke22ji've been saying it for months (years?) but smoking is very much Back. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmy7hkke22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mklfyi5wos26i do NOT like manuel neuer but i'm honestly starting to feel a bit bad for him28 Apr 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklfyi5wos26https://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkldyyaj5c2jit’s funnier if you imagine Josh O’Connor in old age makeup saying it [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkldyyaj5c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkl5cfzlbs25why didn’t any of you tell me “Project Hail Mary” is a children’s movie?28 Apr 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl5cfzlbs25https://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkbmz5qk7k2pJavert:24 Apr 2026 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbmz5qk7k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mkaus5la3s2cthe way people are acting about that stupid shoplifting-from-Whole-Foods podcast makes me want to lock everyone who has a twitter account in a school and force them to read and critically discuss feminist texts before they can be let out24 Apr 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaus5la3s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mk6i27s4nc2sbrands…. please …. I love you but I don’t need your stuff. please stop trying to make me buy it :(23 Apr 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6i27s4nc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mk5zcfj5xs2va literal "my t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt"!! you don't see that every day. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5zcfj5xs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mk4gtj7tj22rthis sounds like conversations my friends and i have on the regular but notably after like, 2 martinis or something. i would not put these words in the paper of record. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4gtj7tj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mjzosameys2hhad 2 beers and started talking about how much confidence I have in Ed Miliband.21 Apr 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzosameys2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mjz442i43c2kthey're the same picture [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjz442i43c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mjx5v3pa5c2pfor better or worse, I think this is a factor of her age. She doesn’t have the instincts to go hard online from the jump [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx5v3pa5c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/biettetimmons.bsky.social/post/3mjptwahse22ri love rewatching GIRLS, i love muttering to myself "no i already watched 'jamba jeans'"17 Apr 2026 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:tz2m75doguoolq4iwkaz377k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjptwahse22r