https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3mbwkgmyilc2munc is short for the university of north carolina btw08 Jan 2026 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwkgmyilc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3loutrufrns2obrb going to write my own version of wicked that revolves around the witch's hydrophobia being a result of rabies from the monkeys11 May 2025 06:37 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3loutrufrns2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lhhklhs4v22pme and my bestie when we hit people with our microplastic stare.05 Feb 2025 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhhklhs4v22phttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lhhawmlgn22nslippery roads today05 Feb 2025 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhhawmlgn22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lgybkbn2m22yi knew one day i'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down — i just didn't expect them to be doing jar jar binks impressions while doing it.30 Jan 2025 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgybkbn2m22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lgjcs4aw2c2fwhat's fka twigs's new name?24 Jan 2025 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgjcs4aw2c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3k53q3ih35v2gi finally got an invite to join the blues guy16 Aug 2023 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3k53q3ih35v2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lerwdmvsfk2hi was afraid growing up that i would need to know an absurd amount of brady bunch trivia for some reason. unfortunately, the future was much stranger.02 Jan 2025 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lerwdmvsfk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lelfa3qnns2sprobably the only person who thought this, but whenever lady gaga says "spin that record babe" in "just dance", i used to think she was saying "poker face" in a way like trying to remember the names of her other hit songs.31 Dec 2024 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lelfa3qnns2shttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lek5cbybh22inosferatatouille situation going on here.30 Dec 2024 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lek5cbybh22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3leinux3njs25when the sun hits your eyes and you are vaporized nosferatu!30 Dec 2024 04:08 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3leinux3njs25https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lduv3k5i6k23patrick bateman: "eyes wide shut" is the most moving movie of the 1990s about monogamy and commitment.22 Dec 2024 07:23 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lduv3k5i6k23https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ldureovfvs2ktom cruise doing doctor house calls in eyes wide shut counts as mummering.22 Dec 2024 06:17 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldureovfvs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ldur7vcx7k2kchristmas carol is a labour horror story, and not for the reasons you think. it implies ghosts have jobs.22 Dec 2024 06:14 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldur7vcx7k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ldur2tpfxc2keyes wide shut aka tom cruise's blue (balls) christmas.22 Dec 2024 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldur2tpfxc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ldhpj7bxqs2lthe grinch is reformed but ends up wrapping gifts with his tapeworm instead of string because of his years of dieting on garbage and literal feces.17 Dec 2024 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldhpj7bxqs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ldh37gyxu224yesferatu.16 Dec 2024 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldh37gyxu224https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ldfq2bzjvc2bcharlie brown christmas is about the evils of privatized medicare.16 Dec 2024 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldfq2bzjvc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ld6byx6b5c2yi don't care about rosebud. i want to know why charles foster kane thought this double chin campaign poster photo was a good idea when he ran for governor.13 Dec 2024 07:43 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6byx6b5c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ld54drl3cs2wcharlie brown should have had an ed wood-esque meeting with orson welles for directorial advice. that jesus pep talk from linus did jack shit for the christmas play.12 Dec 2024 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld54drl3cs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ld3qjwfnbk24yes, but an extremely goofy movie is too goofy of a movie (ie. transformers the movie of movies). [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Dec 2024 07:25 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld3qjwfnbk24https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3ld3q773crk24les amants de pont-neuf is a christmas movie.12 Dec 2024 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld3q773crk24https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcz5ngnpx22rhitchcock movie about whatever coffee does to your gi tract in the morning.11 Dec 2024 06:42 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcz5ngnpx22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcwfzje5vc26it's heartwarming how many orson welles movies take place around christmas. this is especially fitting given his stature, big beard, and affinity for magic tricks.10 Dec 2024 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwfzje5vc26https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcw3bg4mz22rwhat happens when gremlins eat while crossing timezones? why don't they react to foods containing water?10 Dec 2024 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcw3bg4mz22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcw2eut56s2runcrustables are a failed psy-op. people regularly mention them on every podcast i listen to, and i have never heard a single mention of these things irl.10 Dec 2024 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcw2eut56s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcvzulnask2rhow can you expect some dude with a mansion to give a shit about class consciousness?10 Dec 2024 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvzulnask2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcrawyk6us25if you want to distract your parents this holiday season from asking you about your questionable life decisions, make some shit up about the generation younger than you trying to cancel "who's on first".08 Dec 2024 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcrawyk6us25https://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcjtjibufc2jscrooge doesn't get visited by 3 ghosts in the 2024 version of a christmas carol. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Dec 2024 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjtjibufc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/breid.bsky.social/post/3lcjsmmb65k2ji would somewhat forgive the lazy recycling of ip if the person whose idea it was to make a dexter prequel show pitched it as young sheldon with serial murder.05 Dec 2024 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:tz4oidofdfsqydhv657oz447/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjsmmb65k2j