The Nerdist guy who talks about Westeros like it's a real place. Also a noted cheeseburger enthusiast. (Hence the username.)https://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3ml5sa5kpas2eFeeling badly about myself and doing what I inevitably always do at times like these: thinking about how Ser Arlan was right that a hedge knight is the truest kind of knight.06 May 2026 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5sa5kpas2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3ml5mq3yop22hMr. Bean06 May 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5mq3yop22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mksgbtytac2kHappy four years to one of my dumbest jokes ever.01 May 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksgbtytac2khttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mkltgefyzs2gI thought this was pretty good. Maybe you might enjoy reading it? Perchance! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkltgefyzs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mkl2mh5smc2pDevil Wears Prada 2 is going to depress every single person who works in media. If you work in media bring a flask. Actually, no. Bring two flasks.28 Apr 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl2mh5smc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mk6ogdf7522fThe narrative framing of the movie Sully is absolutely bizarre. . . . Stay tuned here at @burgermike.bsky.social for more timely professional pop culture takes like this!23 Apr 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ogdf7522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mk56eafba22bMy band Immodest Mouse broke up cause people thought we were too arrogant.23 Apr 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk56eafba22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mjrgi6hpls2iMy favorite Disney streamer, my buddy Thad Bargman (aka @themeparkgiant.bsky.social), is doing an 8-hour PeopleMover marathon today at Magic Kingdom. It's a fund raiser for pancreatic cancer research in his mother's memory. Great guy, great cause, and a great event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRrtiCkfjwQ18 Apr 2026 12:21 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrgi6hpls2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mjnyqhs6kk2iThere is a definitive answer to this question. Hint: It's from a Bobby Brown song. Guesses encouraged. Answer in the morning. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnyqhs6kk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3miopaqu4mk2pI'm almost certainly the only person on the planet who is the basis for a Chuck Klosterman essay and who also had his email read by Strong Bad. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3miopaqu4mk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mimepuicpc2vI'm drinking an iced coffee so perfect I can no longer enjoy it because I am too sad it's almost finished.03 Apr 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimepuicpc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3migu4g5m7s2j [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3migu4g5m7s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3miefjb32k22iI got fired from the MCU because I kept arguing that any Variants of Chris Evans' Steve Rogers should be from Boston and have a wicked strong accemt.31 Mar 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3miefjb32k22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mi3sibtzfk2zI promise Boston is a real place. Pretty sure. Anyway I have become the Joker once again.28 Mar 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3sibtzfk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mhxnvqwgus2w [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Mar 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxnvqwgus2whttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mhvb3odv522pWhy does the parking meter app email me every day? I do not want to talk to parking meters online. I only want to talk to them in-person as needed. Leave me alone, parking meters.25 Mar 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvb3odv522phttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mhqg5ybmxk26Now that people have seen Project Hail Mary, it appears I am not alone in how it made me feel. If you missed it previously, here is my review at @nerdist.bsky.social. https://nerdist.com/article/project-hail-mary-review-ryan-gosling-lord-miller/23 Mar 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqg5ybmxk26https://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mh5eac4lts2lOkay, I have an idea. Kinda bold, maybe a little wild: the Oscars but it sounds good.16 Mar 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5eac4lts2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mh56mkkmac22Imagine having to lose your Oscar category twice in three minutes.16 Mar 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh56mkkmac22https://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mh52w5nsas2wConan just made me choke with the Ryan Coogler/Academy joke.15 Mar 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh52w5nsas2whttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mgnlshyxjk2aWill This 5th Cup of Coffee Solve All My Problems? Only One Way to Find Out ---by BurgerMike09 Mar 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnlshyxjk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mgdgexrqp22vMy friend Nina is a freaking powerhouse. This is a fantastic review by someone with an incredible breadth of knowledge and a "should-be-impossible-to-be-this-good" level of talent to put that knowledge to use. (And she's also right. This album, which I knew nothing about before, rules, too.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Mar 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdgexrqp22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mgbsis343k2eSomeone is about to get real romantic about "dah movies" in his review. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Mar 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbsis343k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mgbifdjafs2mGuess I'm seeing Project Hail Mary on the moon.04 Mar 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbifdjafs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mgasdtmqik22There is currently a performer on TV so painfully unfunny I have become obsessed with watching them. My brain is a broken, desolate wasteland of stupid.04 Mar 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgasdtmqik22https://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mfpgdzf5ys2xYour boy got real nerdy. I WANT to argue about this so go nuts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpgdzf5ys2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/burgermike.bsky.social/post/3mfjwxr5ktc24Congratulations to the newest entry on the list of "Songs That Completely Ruin Me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZgGo_a4tgo23 Feb 2026 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:tzx5a7hhb47nj2dhcqto4fox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjwxr5ktc24