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As good as Florida is I can&#39;t see McDavid and Draisaitl getting to the final twice without winning. &#xA;&#xA;Peak NHL to have the worst final schedule imaginable.</description><pubDate>30 May 2025 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqffhted6c2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lqdj252u6c2s</link><description>I&#39;m all for dog content but is it the draft yet?</description><pubDate>29 May 2025 20:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqdj252u6c2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lqay7tdkfs25</link><description>Had the chance to sign last summer. Chose Nashville. 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It&#39;s the fucking third round the playoffs you have a chance to go up in an elimination game. Grow up.</description><pubDate>27 May 2025 00:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq4hmnxw3k2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lpzusgna4s2s</link><description>The Rocket! Has to be Primeau the rest of the way right? Fowler will be fine, there&#39;s too much at stake for the rest of the team at this point.</description><pubDate>26 May 2025 00:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzusgna4s2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lpz6fy4t422f</link><description>17th, Europa Champs</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 17:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpz6fy4t422f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lpxo465a7c2y</link><description>Carolina gets exposed as frauds in the final four while Colorado or Dallas had to get bounced in round one. &#xA;&#xA;I&#39;m not sure what my point is but I know the final four aren&#39;t the best four. The system!</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 02:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxo465a7c2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lpxnu6xmfk2y</link><description>Really hope Dundon overreacts to this.</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 02:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:u2rt4dhhhmp3scftpe2p62v7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxnu6xmfk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/habslaughs.bsky.social/post/3lpu3gihupk2o</link><description>Happy that Darche is seemingly getting his chance. Happy that the door to the Islanders isn&#39;t closed. 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