Doctor of food, writer of stories Sometime award nominee, occasional winner Capitalism seditionist In my ai;dr era Science&fiction: https://emmaburnett.uk Asst editor @flashfictiononline.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkxdfjovjk2eListen, you might need this today. #kittens #cats03 May 2026 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxdfjovjk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkzoyjzkdk2oMay the fourth be with you. Preorder my book! You can get it in the US here: https://atthisarts.com/product/ex-partum/ And in the UK here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/ex-partum/emma-burnett/9781961654426 And in the rest of the world… Amazon, I guess?04 May 2026 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzoyjzkdk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkxdfjovjk2eListen, you might need this today. #kittens #cats03 May 2026 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxdfjovjk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkvmxk4oic2dNeed a Saturday evening read? I got you, boo. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvmxk4oic2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkva2pqisc2lOmg. Bone-eater Earth has won a Foof award! This is so awesome, I can’t even. @unchartedmag.bsky.social @foofarawpress.bsky.social https://www.unchartedmag.com/stories/bone-eater-earth/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkva2pqisc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkqiq3owbk2dHello world! We’ve got some eyeballs. #kittens #cats30 Apr 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqiq3owbk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkggvqmxts2cWorld, meet our new foster family. Cat mama extraordinaire, Poppy, and her four week-old nuggets.26 Apr 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkggvqmxts2chttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkkuo3flms2uIf you are having a day, and you just need something lovely, how about this kitten doing a nap. #kitten #cats28 Apr 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkuo3flms2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkmvl3pgsc27Just piss off, whydontcha29 Apr 2026 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmvl3pgsc27https://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkkuo3flms2uIf you are having a day, and you just need something lovely, how about this kitten doing a nap. #kitten #cats28 Apr 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkuo3flms2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkdaararqs22A millennia ago, a few of us pulled together a drabble and micro markets spreadsheet. It definitely needs a refresh, and I'm calling on you all for help. Please could you look through and let me know what's changed/open/shut? Pls share widely! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10z1fmY50o0G9umSgshNgQrkHqBqx8Vw2pBWRsHwZ0pI/edit?gid=0#gid=025 Apr 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdaararqs22https://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkggvqmxts2cWorld, meet our new foster family. Cat mama extraordinaire, Poppy, and her four week-old nuggets.26 Apr 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkggvqmxts2chttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkfseeza622hVote for your fave! [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Apr 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfseeza622hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkdaos5xcc2sTis me and my face and my awkward accent and my super energetic hands [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 14:26 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdaos5xcc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mkdaararqs22A millennia ago, a few of us pulled together a drabble and micro markets spreadsheet. It definitely needs a refresh, and I'm calling on you all for help. Please could you look through and let me know what's changed/open/shut? Pls share widely! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10z1fmY50o0G9umSgshNgQrkHqBqx8Vw2pBWRsHwZ0pI/edit?gid=0#gid=025 Apr 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdaararqs22https://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mk7ipj6x622eYou can’t go back in time in order to improve things for the present. But you can do things better now to improve the future.24 Apr 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7ipj6x622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mk7ipj6x622eYou can’t go back in time in order to improve things for the present. But you can do things better now to improve the future.24 Apr 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7ipj6x622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mk6m4m6zns2jStory of my life [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6m4m6zns2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mk3e23r44s2lLittle Niblet is in hospital today, to see if they can figure out what’s going on with her sudden onset ataxia. My feels: 🥺🥺🥺 Her feels: 🌪️🌪️🌪️22 Apr 2026 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3e23r44s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slashnburnett.bsky.social/post/3mjyhdz7qw225If you can't get enough peppercorns, you could come to London to hear the folk from Liminal Tales do a live reading of this story at the end of May. I'll be there, and there will be other stories, and plenty of drinks to wash away the ash. https://www.tickettailor.com/events/vaultcreativearts/2154815 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:u2wxv44gvg4ato4gsetxijzl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyhdz7qw225