Software engineer in PDX, trying to figure out how to get there by bikehttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mvisofgkxk2aCarmageddon this carmageddon that, dude @pbotinfo.bsky.social can’t even keep these elevators working for more than a few months Woman in a mobility scooter was stuck up top, turning around, because no one has the brain cells to put together and put a warning sign on the other side BEFORE you go up [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvisofgkxk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mviniawidc2m [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviniawidc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mvcmgojqws2lThey don’t like to tell guests this, but you can just take a painting from The Louvre if you ask nicely12 Sep 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcmgojqws2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mvamnwt3uk27In January 2022, I created this website to browse Google’s Emoji Kitchen collection. I often found myself wanting access to the feature, but without an Android phone, there were no other real options* Today it gets a few million search impressions a month and sees constant activity around the world https://emojikitchen.dev11 Sep 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvamnwt3uk27https://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mun3uevnb22tEnding a week in Vienna, and of course wanted to post briefly about the urban fabric I observed Unfortunately, due to something called “work events” I didn’t get as much into the quieter corners as I’d liked I stayed near the intersection of three subway lines, multiple streetcars, and more buses03 Sep 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun3uevnb22thttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3muhl6cr4g22mYou’re laughing? I told you I just saw some great tits while birding, and you’re laughing.01 Sep 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhl6cr4g22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mufn2wg64k2sCowcatchers on the front of every streetcar31 Aug 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufn2wg64k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mu6yd7hb5k27Silo season 3 episode 929 Aug 2026 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6yd7hb5k27https://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mu3ikthipk2aOf course, I got a camera setup streaming a live feed of the fountain on the local network, setup a computer to display this out of its composite output, and now I can watch birds on the CRT TV while listening to All Classical Radio [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3ikthipk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtx4o4hfo22nThe year is 2045. PBOT just finished their seventh public outreach survey about painting sharrows to a residential street that’s been in the works since 1995. I get hit while biking across a high-crash intersection. My insurance claim is denied because of a Bluesky post I made two decades ago.26 Aug 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx4o4hfo22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtws5bxhzk2kEven people running Guardians of the Rift in OSRS are saying RIP Dolly Parton 💔25 Aug 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtws5bxhzk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtse5pehl222Vote for me for mayor and I’ll personally rip out every single one of these and replace them with daylit raised intersections and up zone every adjacent lot for denser housing [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtse5pehl222https://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtroklt54k2cGreenway intersections that have no priority bike/ped crossings have an amazing feature when a dozen+ cars use it as a cut through they just clog up the whole block waiting for cross traffic to let them out Shout out to SE Salmon and 30th, I love your pedestrian flags and missing concrete planters23 Aug 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtroklt54k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtpdd5dhzs2iYour moment of zen22 Aug 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpdd5dhzs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtjsusfktk2cThis is the kind of good morning text I like to see20 Aug 2026 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjsusfktk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mtcnm57kp22mImmediately posting on Nextdoor asking if anyone just heard that loud boom17 Aug 2026 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcnm57kp22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mta6k4gdzc2pScammer on Telegram asking if they “just saw me at the coffee shop downstairs” assumes my neighborhood has way better zoning and land use than we actually do16 Aug 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mta6k4gdzc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mt3syxvqx22cNature’s water leak indicator15 Aug 2026 04:19 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3syxvqx22chttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mt2xl3f3qc2dI just need to fill out this one survey and ODOT will finally listen. Just one more PBOT outreach session. Maybe this time things will change. This neighborhood engagement meeting will finally be the one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2xl3f3qc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mm3qtb3lx22nIf you drive I5 anywhere near Portland, you’re gonna want to hear this 👇18 May 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3qtb3lx22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3msrcwrxay22yChecking in safe from being shot while biking through 4th and Market on my way to see the crow outside city hall [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrcwrxay22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3msr763mnn22dWhat the hell is going on with the price of floss recently. Someone needs to investigate this further.10 Aug 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3msr763mnn22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3msogqi64uc2eWonder what ever became of this [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Aug 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3msogqi64uc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mslzat3d222rAchievement unlocked: no longer have to hump the door full force to get it to shut anymore08 Aug 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslzat3d222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3msjedrok6c26lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjedrok6c26https://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mshobtivpk2yThis happening on the same day I get a mailer from TriMet about my reduced bus service is… 😚👌 [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Aug 2026 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshobtivpk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3mscocxhqpc2bUnlocked the binoculars and then just spent the next five hours birding. 10/10 [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscocxhqpc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3msa2osmsq22tclaude, is this good or bad04 Aug 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3msa2osmsq22thttps://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3ms55pwwwts25"when the wife's away, you know what that means" i say to myself as i put in Gustav Mahler's Symphony No. 3 into the CD player and crank the volume wayyyyy up02 Aug 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms55pwwwts25https://bsky.app/profile/xsalazar.bsky.social/post/3ms4iu4s4o22sTrying to figure out how to get to a friends house without driving, and thinking I could probably find time to make a bike ride work, but the bike route looks like this02 Aug 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:u326fe4ogrg5qqye3hb246ea/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4iu4s4o22s