We're new here. Every 50 followers we'll post another 5SF that would never work on any of our other socials. In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sfhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mh5mirmc422oIn honor of Barbra Streisand's epic tribute to herself starring Robert Redford, here's the back cover of her live album "A Happening in Central Park."16 Mar 2026 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5mirmc422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mh4mnmsyzs2vGonna be sad when Oscar season ends. I only just emerged from a cave btw15 Mar 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4mnmsyzs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mgsf5pje3c2lDemi saying what's on everyone's mind when they rock up to the facemask shop11 Mar 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgsf5pje3c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mf62zncdps23When you've spent hours on possibly your worst-viewed piece of content in months and the entire endeavor suddenly seems way less important than laying 1,000 eggs in submerged vegetation18 Feb 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf62zncdps23https://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3meq5cfsub22dAI is coming for one entertainment job only, and that's the guy who photoshops characters into framed photos for movies. Every job taken by AI is an outrage and a tragedy, but this guy had decades to improve his craft and he never fucking did it13 Feb 2026 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3meq5cfsub22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3meb72hsol22eWe hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks07 Feb 2026 10:20 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3meb72hsol22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mdy4xv6szc2qthe time is nearly upon us03 Feb 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdy4xv6szc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mdqip2wb3c2zThe Nazis in power are going to start a new war to cover for the extrajudicial killings, which were covering for the massive paper trail of pedophilia, and boy oh boy tax season is just around the corner31 Jan 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdqip2wb3c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mdifcwlhbs2tPOV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit28 Jan 2026 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdifcwlhbs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mcxfectqt222The libbing will continue until morale improves21 Jan 2026 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcxfectqt222https://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mcgb7mile224Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why!14 Jan 2026 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcgb7mile224https://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3mcdoqjz2i22hGet ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made13 Jan 2026 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcdoqjz2i22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3m4jr33hru22pHedda is Dude Bro Party Massacre III for people who hated Dude Bro Party Massacre III01 Nov 2025 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4jr33hru22phttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3m4jqy3ln6s2pPower moves only01 Nov 2025 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4jqy3ln6s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3m2cbscwa422pBRAINDEAD STUDIOS on Fairfax is hosting our last L.A. screening of DBPM3 for our 10th anniversary screening series! It’s tomorrow - so get tickets now! https://studios.wearebraindead.com/purchase/1104025/03 Oct 2025 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2cbscwa422phttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lzby2qpjqk2d🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person! 🎟️ TICKETS: https://hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/9/20/dudebro-party-massacre-iii-qampa-with-co-director-jon-salmon-and-patton-oswalt 🎟️20 Sep 2025 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzby2qpjqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lykvkebdlc2nI think in these extremely tense political times, it's important to be fair and balanced. Since we pride ourselves on always having our finger on the pulse of tense cultural moments, it's only right that we release a 5SF about a Cool Lime next week11 Sep 2025 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lykvkebdlc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lyhsssgsgs2lNow that we got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, I feel like our job is to confuse Gen Z right back. 67? That's the best you've got to confuse and irritate us, a number? Here's a folie a deux tale about a lemon in sunglasses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1P6a5-hhRE&feature=youtu.be10 Sep 2025 08:27 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyhsssgsgs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lydubp7c422hah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will08 Sep 2025 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lydubp7c422hhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lxa7dhwi7s2wThe good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes25 Aug 2025 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxa7dhwi7s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lunmosz5vs24And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks23 Jul 2025 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lunmosz5vs24https://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lu73iazpm22iWell, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.17 Jul 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu73iazpm22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lr2a2ex5ek2mCome see us and Patton Oswalt next Friday, the unluckiest day of the year, at VIDIOTS! It's a cast and crew 10th anniversary screening of Dude Bro Party Massacre III!! https://vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/2624668/07 Jun 2025 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2a2ex5ek2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lor3ttosd22xIt's been 10 years since Motherface massacred the Delta Bi Dude Bros. LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are... https://vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-bro-party-massacre-iii/09 May 2025 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lor3ttosd22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3logybwc77222When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed05 May 2025 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3logybwc77222https://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lnxtpa7pes27Uh huh29 Apr 2025 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnxtpa7pes27https://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lmx253udks2lWow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above16 Apr 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmx253udks2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/5secondfilms.bsky.social/post/3lmemvvd5lc2mAll-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one09 Apr 2025 09:01 +0000at://did:plc:u4rxqwzbf4fewar7ud62d326/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmemvvd5lc2m