https://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mmhoncfeos22A linguist, a sociologist, and a pedantic asshole walk into a bar. The bartender asks if eating ass can be literally true for both literally eating donkey and literally eating butthole, then everyone kills each other with their bare hands22 May 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhoncfeos22https://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mmekyiengs2eWhat if I became one of those guys who walked around with a voice memo device?21 May 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmekyiengs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mmd7qi6rtc2fIf you do a pickup order for Five Guys, you can just put as many peanuts in the bag as you want. They just let you.21 May 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmd7qi6rtc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mmbytffwvk2mWhere's the wallet store?20 May 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbytffwvk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mm7kzp4k222gMay the 4th be the star war and also with you19 May 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7kzp4k222ghttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mm4zm3bh5k2nEnough cheese, how about instead of provolone you go to the deli and get 5 pounds of learning Drop the salami and buy yourself 15 pounds of education WHAT ARE WE DOING PEOPLE WE'VE LOST OUR WAY18 May 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4zm3bh5k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mm2rrn4gsc2wHad a sleep study after my dermatology appointment tonight, and they're on the same road as a Stewart's, so went for dinner and got a rootbeer float, then did my sleep study. I recommend you replicate this experience to the best of your ability.17 May 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2rrn4gsc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mlz2zgex5s2mNew fun way to describe pooping: Torchin' Porcelain17 May 2026 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz2zgex5s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/seenevergreen.bsky.social/post/3mlvivshqr22k@hitsujigoods.bsky.social15 May 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:u5jgkocwdi2nzzkwlror5bav/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvivshqr22k