Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🏋️‍♂️🥋🖥️https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mm42eab6i22jA late night pizza slice & drink after striking out at the bars... Reliving the old days!18 May 2026 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm42eab6i22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mm3crvegzs26Skyla wishes to say hello!17 May 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3crvegzs26https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlxwiybzzs25Our entourage continues to terrorize the peace-loving people of Toronto...16 May 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxwiybzzs25https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlxwcp5s3225Cherenkov radiation, bottled.16 May 2026 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxwcp5s3225https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlwusvwbvs25Hello, Toronto. Missed you.16 May 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwusvwbvs25https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlrpox4k7k27Benoit Blanc but as a sheep. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrpox4k7k27https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlrgr7ov3227Tonight's entertainment.13 May 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrgr7ov3227https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlj2d6olqs2oJust passing through...10 May 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlj2d6olqs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlgdmqszrk2yNews flash: Today, I entered a church and did *not* burst into flames against all expectations. 🎉09 May 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgdmqszrk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mldq4bnqrk2mBefore, after. The county decided their tree in front of our house was dying and a threat to power lines & traffic, so it was scheduled in 2024 for removal & replacement by 2027. Here we are, apparently.08 May 2026 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldq4bnqrk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlbvemtsws2mOur microwave died, so here I am heating my clam chowder in a pot on a stove like an animal. 😑07 May 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbvemtsws2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mlbfhqbgnc22No worries, it'll buff out.07 May 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbfhqbgnc22https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3ml7wcrzv6c2nI called at a square dance weekend a few days ago. The organizers had three headline callers and three part-time: I was a part-timer, calling about 8hrs total in Mainstream through Challenge-2 programs. It's been a while since I've done an extended stretch of calling, and I felt it.07 May 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7wcrzv6c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3ml7vapeclk2nMy Pixel phone's gmail app can't sync with any Outlook-based account currently. I suspect an update gone bad somewhere, but I'm actually enjoying the quiet.06 May 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7vapeclk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3ml6r6v44ws2cSomething something heavy objects ow.06 May 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6r6v44ws2chttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3ml4wtgqkgs2iI was shopping for a Mother's Day card but couldn't find any that said I love you but am glad we live in different countries, you sociopath. But "There's really no Mom like you" will do the trick while being absolutely truthful.05 May 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4wtgqkgs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mksgacdwj227Amateurs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksgacdwj227https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mks3hzihss27Oh.01 May 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mks3hzihss27https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mkiayvikbk2mI found cheap gas this morning! 😑27 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiayvikbk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mkeeqykwe222Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Apr 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeeqykwe222https://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mkc4xoiszs2zBeaker is my hero. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkc4xoiszs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mk6v35fo7k2zIt's right behind me, isn't it? 😱23 Apr 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6v35fo7k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mk6gv2hyc22zIt's data center time!23 Apr 2026 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6gv2hyc22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mk4ahyy6ck2sSurgery in progress.22 Apr 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4ahyy6ck2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mk3vvucp4k2sAs I approach age 60, I have come to realize one can accumulate a lot of wisdom over those decades. I didn't, but one could.22 Apr 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3vvucp4k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brianjarvis.com/post/3mjzxsdom5k2sI was helping 4yo granddaughter into her car seat when she asked: "Grandpa, what happened to your hair?" "Oh, I had a haircut yesterday." "No, before then." And then she leaned in for the kill: "Is it because you're really old?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:u72iryev3iu2dktc6njh45hn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzxsdom5k2s