Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™. Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 He/theyhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mskemxqwms2s [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskemxqwms2shttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mske2lldmc2sWe're not even gonna consider the possibility that the cats stole the boat themselves? And don't gimme this "afraid of water" crap. They're predators who eat fish. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mske2lldmc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mr72xfldm22nNobody talks about the guy who loved pushing boulders and had to spend eternity watching Sisyphus.22 Jul 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr72xfldm22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mqdldb3e4k2jBritain's version of Vermin Supreme youtu.be/91YA8OhICI4 https://youtu.be/91YA8OhICI411 Jul 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqdldb3e4k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mpzhe234uk2gKevin Smith's Aguirre, the Wrath of God [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzhe234uk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mpzgko65bc2dRob Zombie's The Last Unicorn [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzgko65bc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mporu6c62k22#mentalhealth advocates, part of this video is about Tom Kean, the congressman treated for depression. Putting aside the complaints over how he went about it, I want to ask what you think about 2 things: https://youtu.be/SFJsu9djeWY?t=287 #depression #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalillness02 Jul 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mporu6c62k22https://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mlklp6rc4k2cWatch the Llamas With Hats guy's classy, measured response to the absurdity of censorship. youtu.be/ZtYLiBIbeng https://youtu.be/ZtYLiBIbeng11 May 2026 05:57 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlklp6rc4k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mjuqiu7vlc2pOn a scale of tulpa to egregore, you're about a sleep paralysis demon.19 Apr 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuqiu7vlc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mjuq2w6ikk2pWhat is your favourite Bible verse? (wrong answers only) "In 16 separate incidences, villages were able to independently invent "flesh interfaces" and "non-electrical portals", and it was surmised that these villages were being collectively dosed with LSD for long periods of time" Mother Horse 2:5 [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuq2w6ikk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mitopa5wf22uDepluralize a movie: One Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitopa5wf22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mhkq5a7t5c2eCould we just stop inventing things? Would that be so hard? youtu.be/qqze6aNB328 https://youtu.be/qqze6aNB32821 Mar 2026 09:35 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhkq5a7t5c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mgdsmezdhs2bThere should be a sitcom called Jose's Heroes where Al Madrigal leads a group of ICE detainees who smuggle people out of the detention camp under the noses of a bumbling commandant (William Shatner) and an overweight sergeant (Stavros Halkias). With Marcello Hernandez as LeBeau.05 Mar 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdsmezdhs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mdjopmexms2jFrom the same person who makes Squarewords. It's pretty fun. #WQers explainle.org https://explainle.org/29 Jan 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdjopmexms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mbfwtcr3rk2g#MakeAFilmCheaper Brewster's Thousands [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jan 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfwtcr3rk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mbfwdmj5zc2gMaking Jell-O just to congeal something [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jan 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfwdmj5zc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3mbak2qr66k2yOne to rule them all https://youtube.com/shorts/2iB4pDNOw1I30 Dec 2025 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbak2qr66k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3matewk2iok2nMerry Boxing Day Eve, everyone.25 Dec 2025 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3matewk2iok2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m7kcijhznk2nYou will be visited by three spirits [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Dec 2025 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7kcijhznk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m732sb7ohk2fBest ad ever. youtu.be/RHYbm6K0HlU https://youtu.be/RHYbm6K0HlU03 Dec 2025 08:42 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m732sb7ohk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m6tpxifu6222William Tell: propelled to greatness by a psychotic hatred of apples. Follow your passion.30 Nov 2025 10:39 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6tpxifu6222https://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m6daqmzxos2nThis Thanksgiving, you may find yourself trying to tell your right-wing uncle that whenever the government says they want surveillance powers for X, they actually use them for Y, Z, and everything else. Here's a perfect recent example for you to use: https://theintercept.com/2025/11/21/fusion-centers-gaza-student-protests-surveillance/23 Nov 2025 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6daqmzxos2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m6bomlueik2oGod, Pluribus just keeps getting better. Every damn week.23 Nov 2025 06:27 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6bomlueik2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m5gegrznqk2fIf you've never seen any of Stewart Lee's stand-up, it's worth seeking out. Even though many of the references were lost on me since I'm not from the UK, it's still fascinating to watch him command a space or totally pivot halfway through a bit. https://youtube.com/shorts/UpXBAH-oweE12 Nov 2025 09:43 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5gegrznqk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m5c5ywn4x22aChuckenshit https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/chuck-schumer-shutdown-senate-democrats/10 Nov 2025 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5c5ywn4x22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m4roz4agik2fRobert California has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Nov 2025 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4roz4agik2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aaronsegman.bsky.social/post/3m4k5mhedec25Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Wizzlers [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2025 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:ub4iu62g7mb7v3tkf4cf6b6v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4k5mhedec25